“Do you like my fancy mustache?” (GIF created by flawlessrussians)

A few weeks ago, Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin and Gillette extended their contract for two years, pairing the two through the 2014 Sochi Winter Olympics. The best news of the deal was that Ovechkin could participate in future Movembers.

We tried our best to photoshop what the great eight would look like with a ‘stache that day, but now in a new commercial, Gillette shows us Ovi’s wide array of facial hair options.

RNMB’s Igor Kleyner has your translation.

And now Gilette Fusion ProGlider is in Ovechkin’s hands!  With a nimble move he changes the whole flow of the game!  You can see the brazen arrogance of a big city denizen!  A counterattack!  What is he doing?! Ovechkin is playing in the zone of a chivalrous intellectual… Shush!!!…An aficionado of Kafka and long walks… A pass!  And now he is on the beach!  What’s going to happen next?!  A pass into the slot… he shoots!..  Now, my friends, the game is getting serious.  The situation is tense… what a chance!…  Just a few seconds to victory!  Ovechkin goes to the net and radically changes his style!   Here is the moment of truth! A-a-a-a-a-n-d!….  He scores!  Sasha, this is your win!!!!

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Thanks to sashastolemyheart for first posting.