If you ask us, he’s the greatest goal-scorer in NHL history.
Photo: Amanda Bowen Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin called TJ Oshie a "tough customer" after TJ's fight with enforcer Adam McQuaid Friday.…
Photo: Ricky Carioti The Washington Post's photography department runs the WP's Instagram account, and it's a mandatory follow (just like ours). On Thursday, the…
Alex Ovechkin is a future hall-of-fame player. Twenty seconds into the Caps' preseason game against the Carolina Hurricanes, he reminded a 21-year-old…
On Tuesday afternoon, the Capitals celebrated all twelve months of the year with Homeward Trails' Animal Rescue dogs for the 2015-16 Caps…
Bill Simmons coined the term the "Tyson Zone," which describes state of someone being so outrageous that nothing they do is surprising.…
The Washington Capitals traveled to Montreal tonight to play their third preseason game of the year. It wasn't on local TV, but…
Photo: Washington Capitals For the last eight seasons, Alex Ovechkin and Nicklas Backstrom have been one of the league's top performing duos-- the…
Photo: AP Alex Ovechkin, 30, started today's press conference with a question: "Where's my happy birthday?" Eventually, he was asked about his birthday presents. "In Moscow,…
Photo: Amanda Bowen Alex Ovechkin is back and so are his amazing quotes. Today after the Caps' first on-ice practice of the…
Here's RMNB's Birthday Card to Ovi illustrated by Rachel Cohen Today is one of the gr8est days of the year. On this beautiful…
Alex Ovechkin departed Russia yesterday and is now back where he belongs: in the United States, playing hockey for the Washington Capitals. After taking…
Alex Ovechkin got a lot accomplished in his final weekend in Russia before returning to DC. Ovi got engaged to his girlfriend Nastya Shubskaya…
Photo: @aleksandrovechkinofficial Friday afternoon, Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin and girlfriend Nastya Shubskaya announced their engagement on Instagram. The couple first started…
Earlier today, we published a joke post about how Alex Ovechkin, who looks to be in the best shape of his life…
Photo: @g8g7 On Saturday, Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin and his girlfriend Nastya Shubskaya attended a wedding at the Hilton in Moscow.…
As Alex Ovechkin has cemented his status as an NHL legend, he has seen his brand extended to almost everything. He's repped…
EA Sports' NHL16 got some splainin' to do. Despite Alex Ovechkin leading the league in goals and Nicklas Backstrom leading the league…
Photo: Martin Rose The International Ice Hockey Federation on Monday announced an $85,000 fine against the Russian Hockey Federation for an incident that…
Remember when I said that the Alex Ovechkin Kharlamov Trophy press conference was the gift that keeps on giving? Today, I bring…
Apparently Ilya Bryzgalov isn't the only Russian hockey player interested in the universe. After being awarded the Kharlamov Trophy as the NHL's best…
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