Australians Think “Aleister Ochvekin” Won the Hart Trophy
Who won the NHL's Hart Trophy this year? If you ask this anchor in Australia, the answer is not Alex Ovechkin. For…
Who won the NHL's Hart Trophy this year? If you ask this anchor in Australia, the answer is not Alex Ovechkin. For…
Alex Ovechkin was awarded his third Hart trophy on Saturday night, a feat accomplished by only eight other NHL legends: Wayne Gretzky,…
Photo by Margaret McGuire Tonight, Alex Ovechkin was awarded the Hart Memorial Trophy as the NHL's MVP. It's the third time in…
Photo credit: Paul Chiasson The NHL announced that Alex Ovechkin has been awarded the 2013 Hart Trophy, given each year to the…
It's now officially time for you to print this sign out and hang it up in your wall as celebration. During the…
#defense (Photo credit: Bruce Bennett) The Frank J. Selke Trophy is given to the best defensive forward in hockey, as voted on…
Ted shields his eyes -- as he should -- while walking past the Stanley Cup. (Photo credit: Chip Somodevilla) When the NHL…
How Kuzya might replace Ribeiro: hats (Photo credit: Yaroslav Naumkov / Slovo) Evgeny Kuznetsov recently gave a lengthy interview to the local Chelyabinsk web…
GIF by welshhockeyfan What did I say yesterday? Do not smite the hockey gods lest you shall pay. In game one of…
Oh, is this still happening? Is hockey still a thing? I was too busy having barbecues and drinking Flying Dog Barrel-Aged Imperial…
Wut. (Photo by Jonathan Daniel) Jaromir Jagr is a lot of things: a future hall of famer, a late-night gym rat, and…
Bleacher Report is a bad website. I won't go into detail here, but I've got a quick smattering of their article titles…
The Washington Capitals' season ended abruptly in May. Since being laid to rest by the New York Rangers, all players have returned…
The play happens at the 38-second mark. During Friday's series-sweeping Boston win over the Pittsburgh Penguins, Brad Marchand did his thing. But I'm…
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Sarah and Green at Kettler in 2009 (Photo credit: Sarah Abrecht) In 2008, Hagerstown native Sarah Abrecht fell in love with hockey. After…
Photo credit: USA NTDP Hudson Fasching, a prospect projected to be selected in the second round of the NHL draft, has a…
Laaaaadies. (Screenshot via reader Paddy P.) Last week, Alex Ovechkin and companion walking boot made the trek to Paris to cheer for his…
Late last week, The Washington Examiner's Brian McNally reported that veteran Capitals defenseman Jeff Schultz wants out of DC. "My agent and…
By Reddit user vucc. The Pittsburgh Penguins entered the 2013 playoffs as the best team in the East. Hands down. They led…
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