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Last night's Baltimore Hockey Classic was fun. Alex Ovechkin shattered glass just by looking at it, Braden Holtby chillaxed, and decapod crustaceans…
Last night's Baltimore Hockey Classic was fun. Alex Ovechkin shattered glass just by looking at it, Braden Holtby chillaxed, and decapod crustaceans…
Photo credit: Chris Gordon Last week, RMNB's Chris Gordon wrote an article about Washington Capitals prospect Connor Carrick, explaining why the 19-year-old…
Braden Holtby played a perfect half-game for the Washington Capitals before getting relieved in favor of Philipp Grubauer. Leaving the ice, Holtby…
Right after Casey Wellman scored a humdinger of a goal off some anonymous Bruin's puffybum during Tuesday's Baltimore Hockey Classic, a fan…
The Russian machine made an impact of sorts at the Baltimore Classic on Tuesday night. Zeroing in on D-man Chris Casto in the corner,…
After a bit of a delay securing a work visa, presumptive second-line center Mikhail Grabovski has finally joined the Capitals in Arlington.…
Credit: Washington Capitals Jack Hillen scored the Capitals' first goal of the preseason during the Kraft Hockeyville game in Belleville, Ontario on…
We asked you, the deranged and lovely readers of RMNB, to congratulate our hero Alex Ovechkin on his 28th year of life.…
At first, we didn't have video of Joel Rechlicz's decisive shootout goal to defeat the Philadelphia Flyers 4-3 on Monday night, so…
Artists' rendition by Peter H. Age 29. (Click to embiggen) Joel Rechlicz has played 26 games at the NHL level and come…
As one of the few competent Canadian teams in the NHL, the Vancouver Canucks have been watched with rapt attention the last…
Photo credit: Greg Fiume/Getty Images Washington Capitals power forward prospect Tom Wilson has come a long way from where he was last…
Photo credit: Sean Kilpatrick Washington Capitals prospect Stan Galiev entered last season as a high-rated prospect, a talented Russian forward with lots…
Fellow RMNBers, mark your calendars. On Tuesday, Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin will turn 28 years old. To celebrate the occasion, we…
Our friends at the Pensblog wrote an interesting item last week about how the five-year post-championship grace period is already over for…
During the Washington Capitals preseason opener, Hockey Night In Canada made a big freakin' deal about Tom Wilson. The 2012 first-round pick…
Because the NHL loves us and wants us to be happy, they mic'd up Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin during yesterday's Kraft…
Photo credit: @ovi8 In the first period of the Kraft Hockeyville game between the Washington Capitals and Winnipeg Jets, Alex Ovechkin absorbed…
Photo credit: @Jabs_13 A few minutes after the Washington Capitals won the Kraft Hockeyville game via Mike Green's shootout goal, Jack Jablonski…
A few minutes into the first period of the Kraft Hockeyville game in Belleville, Ontario, Washington Capitals fans saw something they did…
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