Shorties Galore! Caps beat Jackets 4-3 (OT)
Check out Alex Ovechkin's buzzcut (Photo: Patrick McDermott) The Washington Capitals and the Columbus Blue Jackets are division rivals now. Seeing as the…
Check out Alex Ovechkin's buzzcut (Photo: Patrick McDermott) The Washington Capitals and the Columbus Blue Jackets are division rivals now. Seeing as the…
For nearly two full periods, Tuesday’s night’s game was mind-numbingly dull. But then, Troy Brouwer fumbled the puck in spectacular fashion on…
Maria at the Caps game last Tuesday. (Photo via maria-kirilenko) Alex Ovechkin's main squeeze is a big deal. Maria Kirilenko is ranked…
Just a quick item for your lunchtime perusal. As Uncle Ted himself pointed out earlier, despite the Capitals in the top 5…
Ed. note: During Sunday night’s game in Colorado, CSN’s cameras found a Caps fan with a stunning Ovechkin-themed beard. It was surreal. We…
Photo: Glenn Gervais Washington Capitals first-round pick Andre Burakovsky has been on a roll lately. With an eight-game point-scoring streak, the 18-year-old…
Ovi and his teammates celebrate a power play goal on Saturday. (Photo credit: Norm Hall) The Washington Capitals have the league's most…
Screencap via Reddit user domaa Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin may not have had his best game on Sunday, but one super…
This guy. (Photo: Doug Pensinger) The Capitals kind of blew it on Saturday night. Easing off the metaphorical gas in the third…
Colorado's Jan Hejda tripped Alex Ovechkin near the end of the second period of the Sunday's Avs-Caps game. Ovechkin went horizontal, his…
Finally. Inevitably. (Photo: Patrick McDermott) Riding a four-game win streak (now a five-game point streak), the Capitals made no adjustments to their lineup…
Photo: Norm Hall The Washington Capitals had won four in a row going into Saturday night, including a stirring comeback against a…
Saturday was Military Appreciation Night at Jobing.com Arena. A military member sang the national anthem. Midway through the first period, the 'Yotes…
Photo credit: Christian Petersen Mike Ribeiro was only a rental for the Washington Capitals, acquired to fill a void as the temporary…
Photo credit: Patrick McDermott Washington Capitals forward Jason Chimera has signed a two-year extension, keeping him in D.C. through 2015-16. Chimera will…
Ovi is the best tweeter in town. Apparently a deer tried to jump his fence last night. Ovi's caption: For all the…
Photo credit: Rob Carr Washington Capitals center Nicklas Backstrom seems to do everything quietly. He's tied for third in the NHL point…
Photo credit: Rob Carr The Washington Capitals were outplayed by the Minnesota Wild on Thursday night. Despite Troy Brouwer's protestations otherwise, the…
The Washington Capitals beat the Minnesota Wild 3-2 in the shootout and you know what that means: time for another #AlzyCelly. This…
"Hi Troy!" "Hi Alex!" (Photo: Patrick McDermott) The Capitals haven't played a whole lot of good teams so far. After a buncha seasons…
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