Guy behind the glass at left is my favorite. (Photo: Alex Brandon) With a decisive win over the St Louis Blues on…
Vine via @recordsANDradio Don't look now, but Washington Capitals defenseman/dudebro John Carlson has five goals -- all in the last eight games.…
This is not the 2010 playoffs, Halak. Heading into Sunday's game against the St. Louis Blues, Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin had scored…
Thanks to two Ovechkin goals, the Capitals are up 2-0 in the first period, so maybe this is understandable. Then again, no…
Alexander Steen leads the NHL in offense. He's got 17 goals and 9 assists in 18 games-- including a 13-game point streak.…
Despite a pretty shaky defense, Washington Capitals starting goaltender Braden Holtby has been sensational this season. His .920 save percentage is above…
That one time the Caps went to the shootout (Photo: Dave Reginek) Straight up: The Capitals have had an easy schedule so far.…
Screaming Katy Perry meet Screaming Michael Latta. Last night, as Washington Capitals defenseman John Carlson lobbed a harmless shot on net, Detroit…
Photo: Dave Reginek Friday night's win over Detroit Red Wings was made possible by a late-game Alex Ovechkin goal assisted by Marcus Johansson.…
"FNJSZDJSFSBF!!!" Things didn’t look good for the Washington Capitals heading into the last 20 minutes of Friday’s game. Down 3-1, Washington’s lone…
Just a city boy / born and raised in North Detroit (Photo: Dave Reginek) With the Metro division lead nearly within reach,…
Brooks Laich has taken a lot a heat for his play this year. Our commentariat is in full revolt over Adam Oates’s…
This will not end well for Hejda. The Washington Capitals lost to the Colorado Avalanche 4-1 on Sunday. That was a bummer. We…
The news is out: RMNB will be contributing to Caps Red Line this season! We'll be kicking it with new host Alan…
Photo credit: Washington Capitals Instagram Washington Capitals forward Martin Erat is a supremely talented hockey player. Apparently, he also breeds well. On…
Swedish artist David Gunnarsson released photos of the newest mask he finished painting this morning. Lo and behold, it's for Washington Capitals…
GIF by welshhockeyfan When Mathieu Perreault was traded to the Anaheim Ducks, the Caps lost more than a talented forward. Perreault was…
From 2006 through 2012, Alex Semin was an inscrutable, playful presence on the Washington Capitals roster. Now that he's with Carolina Hurricanes,…
"Woooo!" (Photo credit: Alex Brandon) Joel Ward has had a couple of hot streaks in his career. In fact, he's making $3…
Photo credit: Alex Brandon It was Russian Heritage Night at Verizon Center on Tuesday, so how else could the Washington Capitals game…
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