Alex Ovechkin Requests Shoulder Massage, Gets Shoulder Massage (GIF)
When TV cameras catch the Caps bench, you never know what you're going to get. Remember that one time a few years back, when…
When TV cameras catch the Caps bench, you never know what you're going to get. Remember that one time a few years back, when…
Photo: Amanda Bowen On Thursday night, the Washington Capitals opened the regular season with a shootout loss, falling to the Montreal Canadiens…
In what will hopefully be a never-ending series, CSN Washington's Jill Sorenson interviewed third-line amigos Joel Ward and Jason Chimera in a…
I swear I'm not making this up. Groupon has a new offer. For a good price you'll get tickets to the Caps…
During the first Coach's Corner segment of the season (now half as long! Thank you, Sportsnet), outspoken analyst and big Maple Leafs fan Don…
Photo: Kyle Mace The Hershey Bears lost their season opener to the Norfolk Admirals, but a goal by Steve Oleksy gave the…
A very curious photo has popped up on the Capitals Instragram, and I'm still confused. It's Brooks Laich in a top hat and…
Photo: Brian Babineau Sore over losing a well-played game on Thursday, the Capitals came out blazing against the Boston Bruins on Saturday. Spurred…
Washington Capitals defenseman Mike Green missed opening night, still healing up from an upper-body injury. Green made his debut in Boston on…
Alex Ovechkin may not have scored on opening night, but no worries: he's on pace for a goal per game anyway. The…
Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin scored his first goal of the season and tell me if you've heard this one before. It…
Photo: B. Bennett “Some things are destined to be - it just takes us a couple of tries to get there.” - J.R.…
The best, err... only, photo of Barnes on the net. (via CBC.ca) The Capitals have, kinda notoriously, not been friendly to analytics…
The Trotz Caps played a good first game on Thursday but got just a single standings point to show for it. At…
We've got some breaking news. The Los Angeles Kings put in a special waiver to the NHL to get former Washington Capitals defenseman…
Robert and Pernilla Burakovsky at the 2013 NHL Draft. Back in September, we threw a fundraiser for Fort Dupont Ice Arena. We…
Photo: Geoff Burke This offseason felt particularly long, so I smiled extra wide on Thursday as I watched Alex Ovechkin crush Montreal Canadiens left and…
Photo credit: Patrick McDermott Two summers ago, Andre Burakovsky came to Capitals Development Camp as a skinny but skilled winger a few…
On March 31, 2009, Russian astronomer Leonid Elenin discovered an asteroid. Some five years later, Elenin has chosen the perfect name for…
Photo: @frankgindc After the Capitals lost 2-1 in the shootout to the Montreal Canadiens, head coach Barry Trotz spoke to the media…
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