Here’s One Reason Why Ray Shero Shouldn’t Become Caps GM
"The Pittsburgh Penguins are proud to select, out of nowhere, a guy you will never hear from again." (Photo: Bruce Bennett/Getty Images North America) After the…
"The Pittsburgh Penguins are proud to select, out of nowhere, a guy you will never hear from again." (Photo: Bruce Bennett/Getty Images North America) After the…
Photo: @plysenkovRUS If you've ever wanted to see the Russian machine play with actual Russian machines, today is a good day for you. On…
The once and future franchise goalie, Braden Holtby might've suffered the Oates Effect worse than anyone else. But doesn't that mean he'll…
Zdeno sad. (Photo: Jared Wickerham) The Montreal Canadiens pulled off an improbable comeback tonight, defeating the Boston Bruins 3-1 in game seven.…
Glass Jack Hillen had another short season. He might be a good hockey player, but we just don't know. By the Numbers 13…
Photo: @RealConorWierus I've never played golf before, but I'm pretty sure I know a terrible golf swing when I see one. On…
The home team led their lower-seeded opponent three games to one. Then the goalie got hot. In those final games, the opposing goalie…
Photo credit: Kim Klement At the beginning of December, Bears goalie Philipp Grubauer sunk his German claws into the Caps' number-one spot and…
Photo: Alexey Shevchenko FHR.ru, Team Russia's official site, is reporting that injured Washington Capitals defenseman Dmitry Orlov has a broken arm and…
BFF's Dmitry Orlov and Alexander Burmistrov cheese for the camera (Photo: Sport-Express) There isn't much information yet, but Washington Capitals defenseman Dmitry…
All photos: Andre Ringuette/HHOF-IIHF Images Washington Capitals forward Mikhail Grabovski scored a late game-winning goal in Belarus's upset victory over Switzerland on…
Photo: Andre Ringuette/HHOF-IIHF Images Team Russia beat the living tar out of Team USA at World Championships today with a final score…
Photos: Andre Ringuette/HHOF-IIHF Images Washington Capitals goaltender Philipp Grubauer hit a milestone on Sunday. The 22-year-old prospect, who will likely back-up Braden Holtby in…
Joel Ward celebrates victory with teammates Ryan Ellis, Mark Scheifele and Nathan MacKinnon (Photo: Richard Wolowicz/HHOF-IIHF Images) Washington Capitals forward Joel Ward scored two…
Oh boy. Mike Green. Is there any more polarizing figure to Caps fans? Is he too soft for the NHL? Is Muscle Milk…
Photo: Andre Ringuette Back at the Olympics, Team Russia got eliminated from medal contention by Finland. It was sad. Even the mascot, the…
The same day Boston Bruins enforcer Shawn Thornton was fined for squirting his water bottle at P.K. Subban, New York Rangers goaltender…
[Editor's Note: Laurie C., a long-time RMNB reader, randomly ran into a Caps player today. I'll let her explain.] Today, my addiction…
Photo: R-Sport Team Russia walloped Switzerland in the opening game of the 2014 World Championships in Minsk today. The fabled Russian offense,…
Yesterday was Fehr and today it's Grabo! What is this-- my birthday?! No, it's not my birthday; you people actually showed up this time.…
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