Alex Ovechkin Has Three Points, Kuznetsov Scores Goal; Russia Beats USA 6-1 (GIF)
Photo: Andre Ringuette/HHOF-IIHF Images Team Russia beat the living tar out of Team USA at World Championships today with a final score…
Photo: Andre Ringuette/HHOF-IIHF Images Team Russia beat the living tar out of Team USA at World Championships today with a final score…
Photos: Andre Ringuette/HHOF-IIHF Images Washington Capitals goaltender Philipp Grubauer hit a milestone on Sunday. The 22-year-old prospect, who will likely back-up Braden Holtby in…
Joel Ward celebrates victory with teammates Ryan Ellis, Mark Scheifele and Nathan MacKinnon (Photo: Richard Wolowicz/HHOF-IIHF Images) Washington Capitals forward Joel Ward scored two…
Oh boy. Mike Green. Is there any more polarizing figure to Caps fans? Is he too soft for the NHL? Is Muscle Milk…
Photo: Andre Ringuette Back at the Olympics, Team Russia got eliminated from medal contention by Finland. It was sad. Even the mascot, the…
The same day Boston Bruins enforcer Shawn Thornton was fined for squirting his water bottle at P.K. Subban, New York Rangers goaltender…
[Editor's Note: Laurie C., a long-time RMNB reader, randomly ran into a Caps player today. I'll let her explain.] Today, my addiction…
Photo: R-Sport Team Russia walloped Switzerland in the opening game of the 2014 World Championships in Minsk today. The fabled Russian offense,…
Yesterday was Fehr and today it's Grabo! What is this-- my birthday?! No, it's not my birthday; you people actually showed up this time.…
About two weeks ago, I posted my illustration of medieval fantasy-inspired heraldry banners for each NHL team. Little did I know that the post…
Photo: Bruce Bennett/Getty Images According to a report out of Sweden by Uffe Bodin of HockeySverige.se, the Washington Capitals have signed 2012…
For those who threw their remotes out the window when the Caps season ended, you're missing out. The Caps co-tenants at Verizon Center,…
I want people to see him walk down the street and say 'there goes Eric Fehr, the best outdoor scorer there ever…
With George McPhee out, the Capitals have a vacancy at the GM slot. But all the buzz in recent days has been about…
Photo: R-Sport Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin and the team he's now captaining, the Russian National Team, arrived in Minsk, Belarus earlier…
Old pic, but so good. (Photo: Mitchell Layton) If you're looking for ransom, Big John Erskine can tell you he doesn't have…
This pic is three years old, but I love it so I'm using it anyway. (Photo: Chris Gordon) The ol' ice cheetah,…
Photo: Debora Robinson Last summer, the Washington Capitals bought out the final season of Jeff Schultz's four-year, $11 million deal. The 6'6'',…
On Sunday, Alex Ovechkin and Team Russia lost to Sweden 2-0 at Stockholm Globe Arena during the Oddset Hockey Games, which is…
Photo: Chris Gordon, defaced by me Of all the new defensemen the Caps suited up the season, Connor Carrick lasted the longest. The rookie had a…
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