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The Pittsburgh Penguins Need an Escape Goat: Who Will Be Their Sacrificial Dan? Whoops, I Mean Lamb

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The home team led their lower-seeded opponent three games to one. Then the goalie got hot.

In those final games, the opposing goalie put up a brick wall and his defense kept shots to the outside. Despite a massive advantage in possession, the home team– a favorite to win the Cup– lost game seven.

Despair reigned. The team’s star, an exemplar of offense, failed to score when it counted most. The team’s goalie looked manifestly flawed.

So the team looked inward. Where did we go wrong? Is this the wrong way to play? Who do we blame?

All the eyes turned to the coach.

It took another year and a half before the Capitals fired Bruce Boudreau. It was the biggest mistake the franchise made in a decade.

How long before Pittsburgh fires Dan Bylsma? Asking for a friend.

Infinite chugging GIF by the incomparable Steph

(Note that Ray Shero isn’t on that cover and there’s no insert of Jordan Staal wearing a Carolina uniform.)

I hope Dick Patrick has Dan’s cell phone number.

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