Caps Fan is Very Proud of Cowbell (Vine)
This Caps fan is so proud of his cowbell that I decided it deserved its very own RMNB post.
This Caps fan is so proud of his cowbell that I decided it deserved its very own RMNB post.
Evgeny Kuznetsov played well against Toronto last week. Not one to let his friend get a big head, Russian comrade Alex Ovechkin, knocked him…
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Photoshop by Ian Oland While the Capitals and Red Wings were busy boring a mostly full Verizon Center, a sporting contest of…
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Photo: Alex Brandon The Washington Capitals didn't play particularly well against the Detroit Red Wings on Saturday night, but an awful injury to…
We're often treated to concourse footage during home games on CSN Washington. On Saturday, during the second intermission, a mom and a dad held…
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Photo: Rob Carr Alex Ovechkin has been named to the 2015 All-Star Game held in Columbus. He will be the only Capitals…
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Photoshop by Ian Barry Trotz got hit by Marcus Johansson's stick tonight. That was maybe the most exciting part of an otherwise…
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