Caps Will Wear Their New Third Jersey 15 Times This Season: Here’s the Full Schedule
In June, the Capitals announced a color change to their alternate sweaters, going from white to red. We were a fan then,…
In June, the Capitals announced a color change to their alternate sweaters, going from white to red. We were a fan then,…
Photo: Amanda Bowen A sampling of TSN hockey experts and NHL GMs were recently polled to rank the top 50 players in…
Wednesday night, the Washington Capitals lost to the Carolina Hurricanes in the shootout 4-3. The biggest moments of the game included a…
Reader Fred E was apparently at Wednesday's preseason game in Raleigh, and he's got compelling video to prove it. The Capitals lost…
Alex Ovechkin is a future hall-of-fame player. Twenty seconds into the Caps' preseason game against the Carolina Hurricanes, he reminded a 21-year-old…
Save for Alex Ovechkin, Nicklas Backstrom is the best player on the Washington Capitals – and it’s been that way for some…
The Pittsburgh Penguins put Steve Oleksy on waivers today, and the Caps should claim him. If Taylor Chorney is the current presumptive 7th D when the…
Photos: @double00evan Four years ago, Evan Markley -- a Blackhawks fan from Chicago -- moved with his family to Edgewater, Maryland. The…
On Tuesday afternoon, the Capitals celebrated all twelve months of the year with Homeward Trails' Animal Rescue dogs for the 2015-16 Caps…
Photo credit: Bruce Bennett The Washington Capitals played in the final game at Nassau Veterans Memorial Coliseum on April 27. The Caps…
Analytics pioneer Rob Vollman is back with the 2015 edition of Hockey Abstract. If you're not familiar with Vollman's work, well, you should…
Photo: Amanda Bowen The Caps lost a few really important penalty killers this offseason, meaning Barry Trotz will have to entrust different…
Photo: Katie Brown On Sunday, RMNB's Chris Gordon asked 20-year-old center Andre Burakovsky why he moved out of Tom Wilson and Michael…
Photo: David E. Klutho On Saturday, the Chicago Blackhawks announced to the world that they are completely bonkers re-signed defenseman Brent Seabrook to an…
In July 2013, Andre Burakovsky, an 18-year-old Swede drafted earlier that year, joined the Capitals for the first time during the team’s…
On Sunday, longtime RMNB reader/commenter Owen Johnson went to Caps practice and defenseman Nate Schmidt did something super cool for Owen's nephew. I'll…
Bill Simmons coined the term the "Tyson Zone," which describes state of someone being so outrageous that nothing they do is surprising.…
Photo credit: Alex Brandon The day before training camp opened, Andi Lambert, the wife of Washington assistant coach Lane Lambert, died at…
Illustration by Rob Ullman. You can buy a print from Ullman's store. Early in Monday's preseason game, CSN analyst Craig Laughlin dropped…
Jay Beagle may be asked to kill more penalties in 2015-16. This photo has nothing to do with that. The Washington Capitals aren't…
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