Sunday morning the Capitals announced that they have recalled forwards Chandler Stephenson and Garret Mitchell from their AHL affiliate Hershey Bears. This…
On November 19, 2016, tragedy struck during the Tucson Roadrunners' game (Arizona's AHL affiliate) against the Manitoba Moose (Winnipeg's AHL affiliate). Roadrunners…
We've known for a couple days now that the Washington Capitals will be the top seed in the East and have home-ice…
The Washington Capitals played the Boston Bruins on national TV today. They were cheered on by 25 friends in Philadelphia. As the…
The Caps' primary goal for their penultimate game was simple: don't get hurt. They didn't get hurt, so that's a win. Another reason…
After already clinching home ice and the number-one seed, the Capitals didn't have much to play for on Saturday. But that doesn't…
Saturday, Marcus Johansson played in his 500th career NHL game. To celebrate, he scored his career-high 24th goal of the season. Johansson's…
Alex Ovechkin is always the most elite and famous athlete whenever he shows up in a given area. But that all changed…
Technically, the Caps have nothing to fight for on this sunny Saturday afternoon. Neither, I suppose, do the Boston Bruins, who have…
In end-times-are-near news, the National Weather Service announced that two tornados touched down in Washington DC on Thursday, including a EF-0 twister…
Ever since he was born, teeny tiny Jonas has gone to practically every Washington Capitals practice with his father. Dad, whose real…
Friday, the Tampa Bay Lightning beat the Montreal Canadiens 4-2 to stave off elimination for another day. After making Stanley Cup Final…
There have been so many great moments during this current Capitals season. From Alex Ovechkin tallying his 1,000th point to Dmitry Orlov…
We're only one day away from Inova's latest blood drive at Kettler Capitals Iceplex and I know many of you are excited.…
Wednesday night against the Rangers, the Capitals doled out several big hits. Dmitry Orlov snuffed out a breakaway attempt by destroying Brendan…
If you are a DC sports fan, you have been spoiled by division titles in hockey, baseball, and football of late. Now…
The AHL announced today that Hershey Bears forward Travis Boyd has been named to the Second All-Star Team for the 2016-17 season.…
Though Justin Williams stole his goal, Alex Ovechkin still achieved a pretty big feat on Wednesday when the Capitals clinched the NHL…
This is not a hockey story, but stick with us anyway. Ian and I started RMNB in late 2009. For years after…
After every home contest at Verizon Center, the Washington Capitals announce their Three Stars of the Game. The Capitals players that are…
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