Technically, the Caps have nothing to fight for on this sunny Saturday afternoon. Neither, I suppose, do the Boston Bruins, who have secured a playoff appearance and are just awaiting their first round partner. Still, the game must be played, so let’s finish this right.
Puck drop’s at 3 PM on NBC and, preferably, with John Walton on the radio.
|Team||Record||SA%||PDO||Power Play||Penalty Kill|
|Washington Capitals||54-18-8||53.3%||103.0||23.6% (3rd)||84.0% (7th)|
|Boston Bruins||44-30-7||55.4%||98.2||21.9% (7th)||85.4% (1st)|
Carlson is hurt, and Connolly’s not feeling too hot. Here’s my guess unless Barry sounds the Chorn Horn.
Ovechkin – Backstrom – Oshie
Johansson – Kuznetsov – Williams
Carey – Eller – Burakovsky
Winnik – Beagle – Wilson
Alzner – Schmidt
Orlov – Niskanen
Orpik – Shattenkirk
Mike Milbury thinks the Caps are going to win the Cup.
Pete Blackburn thinks winning the Presidents’ Trophy is meaningless.
Pat Holden thinks “Pilate” is a bottom-three Pearl Jam song.
Ian has never seen the Alien movies.
Everyone has a blind spot, everyone makes mistakes, ecxept me ,I’m prefect.
I was thinking something like this:
— Good Tweet Pete 🌮 (@peterhassett) April 7, 2017
Ian says this is why I’m not involved in merch, but I’d wear it.
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