Moscow Subway Struck by Suicide Bombers
We woke up this morning to news of suicide bombing on the Moscow metro. During rush hour today, the Lubyanka and Park…
Taylor P’s Washington Capitals Colored Pencil Masterpieces
We here at RMNB are creative. Peter Hassett is an incredibly gifted musician (here's one of my favorite songs), Fedor stays up…
Muscle Milk’s Mike Green Autograph Signing in Columbia, MD
The last thing I heard as I was leaving my girlfriend's apartment today was: "You owe me big time, tomorrow." Why? Because…
Washington Post White House Correspondent Scott Wilson to RMNB: “The Capitals’ Success Will Determine” If The President Attends a Game Or Not.
Two weeks have passed since Russian Machine Never Breaks implored President Obama to attend a Caps game and Barack The Red. To…
Russian Machine Sometimes Breaks: Laich Will Miss a Few Games
In just a few hours, the Washington Capitals and Pittsburgh Penguins will face off for the second-t0-last time ever before the playoffs…
Brooks Laich Struck in the Eye at Practice
From Tarik El-Bashir: Brooks Laich just came off the ice after getting struck near his left eye. He was in a lot…
How Soon Can the Capitals Clinch the Presidents’ Trophy?
Biostatistician and devoutly "warped" Caps fan, Stevie K, is gifted with numbers in a way that I am not. Whereas my girlfriend…
Tatiana Ovechkina: Time and Wins Heal All
Above Tatiana Ovechkina (left) sits with her son Alex (middle) many years ago. Today, March 19th, is Tatiana Ovechkina's 60th birthday. In…
Ack! Something is Eating Craig Laughlin’s Head!
Thanks to mathemagician Neil Greenberg for the photo. Keep reading RMNB for all your completely inane marginally hockey-related prattle.
POTUS Makes His B-ball Brackets, Caps Feel Unloved
While the Washington Capitals continue their fight for the Presidents' Trophy, the President busies himself with making his brackets on ESPN's SportsCenter…
Alex Ovechkin Suspended For Two Games …And Why Not?
The world is not fair. Our man, Tarik El-Bashir, broke the news a few minutes ago: Ovechkin has been suspended two games…
Dmitri Orlov: I Always Like To Go On Attack
Much like in the NHL, the KHL has farm teams. And since Metallurg Novokuznetsk failed to make the KHL Playoffs, the team…
The White House Responds To Barack The Red
Seriously. Read Here. (via the DC Sports Bog) More to come later. Holy crap!@!1!!@!@!#@@#
Nathan Burchfiel Presents The Barackstronaut
We've already gotten a few outstanding entries for our Barack The Red call for Artwork. But the first entry I thought was…
Will President Obama Attend a Caps Game & Barack The Red?
We keep hearing that the Capitals are the talk of D.C. sports. Going to a game is now the hip thing to…
Is Alex Ovechkin The Russian Destroyer?
After seeing this video today by Loffen, we think yes. This incredibly awesome clip includes almost every hit Alex Ovechkin has given…
Alex Ovechkin On The Olympics: I Still Have Pains
Fedor Fedin has finally returned, from his own self-imposed "Olympic Break," and checks in with a new translation. This interview was conducted…
Puck Drops 3/6: RMNB Gets You Ready For Caps vs. Rangers
The Capitals, who are 24-3-3 at home this year, currently have a club-record 12 straight wins and look for (unlucky?) number 13…
D.C. to NHL: We Want the Winter Classic
"On Tuesday, Ward 4 Councilwoman Muriel Bowser introduced a resolution saying the District wants the NHL to choose D.C. and the Caps…
