Our Readers’ Valentines For Their Favorite Capitals Players
RMNB's own Rachel Cohen created this Valentine for Matt Bradley In honor of Valentine's Day and to drown your sorrows after the…
RMNB's own Rachel Cohen created this Valentine for Matt Bradley In honor of Valentine's Day and to drown your sorrows after the…
It is well known that our blog loves everything "Ovechtrick". So when CRL's behind the scenes video of the commercial shoot crossed…
Today, the Capitals teamed up with Dreams for Kids for Extreme Recess Hockey. Caps Matt Bradley, Tom Poti, Dave Steckel and coaches…
Photo credit: Mitchell Layton In his first game back since January 8th, Alex Semin led the Capitals with four shots on goal…
Photo credit: Greg Fiume In Sunday's matinee against their most hated rival, the Washington Capitals had their second straight dominant performance, beating…
Caps prospect and cupake-connoisseur Evgeny Kuznetsov won this year's KHL Breakaway Challenge by using some Ovechkin-esque moves on future NHL HOF goaltender…
Bruce Boudreau gave the keynote at the AHL Hall of Fame induction ceremony this past weekend. His speech covered the prevalent cursing…
Before the 2010 draft, the highest-rated Russian prospect, Vladimir Tarasenko, was asked what some scouts thought to be a simple question: "Who's…
Ovi swings with the knob of his stick during the Breakaway Challenge. (Photo credit: Kevin C. Cox) Alex Ovechkin won his third…
A playful Alex Ovechkin hit up the red carpet before tonight's 2011 NHL SuperSkills competition and spoke briefly with NHL Network's Heidi…
The Machinist has been moved to Saturdays to accommodate Neil's springboard to his new advice-column career, Feed the Machine. What happened this…
Though they missed their scheduled morning flight out to Raleigh, Capitals' All-Stars Mike Green and Alex Ovechkin arrived just in the knick…
Ed. note - Fedor Fedin and Roman Piontkovsky of GlobalCapsFans live to dish out salacious gossip about those players orbiting just out side the…
This week we created the Russian Machine tumblr site. We promise never to post anything not completely pointless there. Hop on over, giggle…
The NHL has been trickling out superheroes to promote the All-Star Game. The Guardian Project challenges comics legend Stan Lee (and possibly…
Defenseman John Carlson turned 21 earlier this week. To celebrate, he and a few hundred of his friends gathered at RFD following…
Tough week. Most Read Posts This Week A Special Birthday Cake For John Carlson’s 21st After Nour's success with the cake, expect…
Editor's note: Nour H. is a reader with a talent for sweets. It's good that she chose to user her powers for…
Caps prospects Dmitri Orlov (center, holding the trophy's handle) and Evgeny Kuznetsov (bottom right, biting his medal enthusiastically) pose with Team Russia…
Not five minutes ago, over in the Machinist, Peter was griping about CSN not posting their video of Alan May at Friday's…
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