RMNB & Its Readers Wish Alex Ovechkin a Happy 26th Birthday
We set out a task, faithful users of the Russian Machine, to create birthday cards worthy of our gut-less (wait, did that…
We set out a task, faithful users of the Russian Machine, to create birthday cards worthy of our gut-less (wait, did that…
By now, many of you have seen Mike Vogel's brief English language interview with Alex Semin, which the Capitals released earlier this…
"Matt Bradley said what?!" (Photo credit: Chris Gordon) 136 Days after the Capitals got swept out of the playoffs, the players were…
Photo credit: Chris Gordon Alex Ovechkin will surely be getting a lot of presents on Saturday, his 26th birthday. Still, his teammates…
On the eve of his 26th birthday (send us your birthday cards!), Alex Ovechkin -- adorned with *gasp* Cal Ripken's retired #8…
It takes a lot of hardwork and sacrifice to make it to the NHL. It also takes a lot of support from…
Wednesday, Traktor Chelyabinsk played their second game of the regular season, taking on Barys Astana in front of 4,900 people at Kazakhstan…
Photo credit: KP.RU The KHL officially began their new season Monday at 9am Washington time, after a five day moratorium to honor…
John and Kari Erskine pose with Snooki (via @johnerskine04's Twitter feed). Saturday night, Richmond International Raceway hosted NASCAR's 26th race of the…
John and Kari Erskine pose with Snooki (via @johnerskine04's Twitter feed). Saturday night, Richmond International Raceway hosted NASCAR's 26th race of the…
Craig Brownstein of PuckBuddys writes for Russian Machine Never Breaks. Just before hitting the ice, Joe Bowser of the Warrior team was…
Craig Brownstein of PuckBuddys writes for Russian Machine Never Breaks. Just before hitting the ice, Joe Bowser of the Warrior team was…
In Ovi's latest awesomely-bizarre commercial for Mr. Big, we learn that to be a big deal like him, you have to change…
September 7, 2011 will be remembered as one of the worst days in hockey history. An airplane carrying the KHL's Lokomotiv Yaroslavl…
Photo credit: Chris Gordon The world's most famous hockey player has got some new gear. After dropping CCM over the summer, Alex…
Doug Johnson of PuckBuddys writes for Russian Machine Never Breaks. Retired Army Staff Sgt. Drew Hill doesn't sound like a guy whose…
Photo credit: Chris Gordon We all know Alex Ovechkin loves to have fun, and now we have this fantastic new anecdote --…
Few things are as quintessentially American as government contractors -- except of course for John Carlson. Here, Captain America helps sell us…
Photo credit: Elena Rusko, Russian Hockey Federation Evgeny Kuznetsov was back on the ice this weekend. After successfully rehabbing from shoulder surgery,…
Craig Brownstein of PuckBuddys writes for Russian Machine Never Breaks. Next Thursday evening, September 8, was going to find the PuckBuddys at…
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