The Official Russian Machine Never Breaks Winter Classic Sign
Rachel Cohen, RMNB's resident illustrator, made this awesome sign for tonight's game. Please make sure to keep a look out for her…
Rachel Cohen, RMNB's resident illustrator, made this awesome sign for tonight's game. Please make sure to keep a look out for her…
After Caps practice concluded today, players and team members were treated to a free skate in which they could bring their friends…
Sasha Minor talks about the conditions of the ice, how to stay focused, and who came to Pittsburgh to support him with…
Mike Green's friends from Calgary got engaged at center ice after the Capitals concluded their Winter Classic practice. Above Jeff Leachman and…
Your new desktop background: The entire Caps' roster smiles for the camera ahead of the Winter Classic. Click to enlarge. (Photo by…
Above, are highlights from the Caps Pens Alumni Game where the two-period exhibition ended in a 5-5 tie. One of my favorite…
Oh dear. It's the final Machinist of the year. And what a year it has been: Caps won a lot, got first-rounded…
Yinz goin ta Pittsburgh? Well, that's your call, and I won't judge you for it. Actually, I'm going too, so I thought…
Editor's note: Caps Snaps' Chris Gordon was your man on the street for the Capitals' outdoor skate at Chevy Chase yesterday. Here's…
Midway through his sixth season with the Washington Capitals, Alex Semin has once again struggled with consistency. At times he's dazzled fans,…
The 2011 IIHF World Junior Championships, which will be held in Buffalo and Niagara Falls from Dec. 26 - Jan. 5, will…
Today, the World Junior Championships are set to begin in Buffalo, New York, and RMNB's Igor Kleyner has translated a fantastic one-on-one…
No matter what you believe in, have a lovely weekend. On behalf of Neil, Ian, Rachel, and the extended RMNB/SHOE family, I…
Capitals center Marcus Johansson raced down the left wing, picked up the loose puck and fired a cross-ice pass to Andrew Gordon,…
To commemorate the death of Voldemort, here is Alex Ovechkin/Harry Potter, as drawn by RMNB's artist-in-residence, Rachel Cohen. Awesome.
Photo credit: Else/Getty Images On December 1st, 2010, the Washington Capitals stomped out the Blues 4-1 in St. Louis. It was a…
Editor's note: Chris Gordon of Caps Snaps once again provides the hook-up. This time it's the Capitals new gear for the Winter Classic…
Photo credit: Luis M. Alvarez If you're like me, you've tried everything. Not shaving. Wearing the same clothes. Wearing different clothes. Eating…
All eyes are on the Caps, wallowing in their slump, magnified by the cameras of HBO. Like Willow Rosenberg before them, Russian…
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