How Awesome Would It Have Been If Karl Alzner Scored on this Breakaway?
Midway through the third period of Monday's game against the Edmonton Oilers, Dmitry Orlov turned the puck over at center ice and…
Midway through the third period of Monday's game against the Edmonton Oilers, Dmitry Orlov turned the puck over at center ice and…
Around the 14 minute mark of the first period, Jay Beagle was knocked to the ice and seemed a bit stunned as…
The Capitals didn't deserve to win Monday's game against the Oilers, but Dmitry Orlov's railgun of a slapshot in the final seven…
In his story on Monday for Today's Slapshot, RMNB writer Pat Holden said Justin Williams has come to Washington "exactly as advertised,"…
Photo: Patrick McDermott Jason Chimera was the goat against Dallas. On Alex Ovechkin's special night, the 36-year-old wing turned the puck over…
Washington Capitals defenseman Dmitry Orlov just scored his first goal since March 2, 2014 and his first goal since missing all of…
Photo: Rob Carr Late in the first period, the Colorado Avalanche went offside and the whistle blew. Tom Wilson decided this was…
For the third and final goddamn time, Alex Ovechkin has taken the NHL record for most goals scored by a Russian. ...Justin.…
Wednesday night, the Capitals played in another maddening, low-scoring game game against the Red Wings. Lucky for the Caps, Evgeny Kuznetsov, Quidditch beater…
Braden Holtby just made the save of the night and maybe the Caps' save of the season. After denying a shot from…
Hockey can be a super random sport sometimes. This is one of those moments.
Thursday night, Evgeny Kuznetsov was slashed from behind in the the right leg (where there's no protection) by Flyers forward Matt Read.…
Alex Ovechkin is the greatest Russian goal-scorer of all-time. Ovi scored number 484 on Thursday night to pass Sergei Fedorov and blah…
Dude. DUDE. Did you see that? DID. YOU. SEE. THAT? Tell me you saw that. Evgeny Kuznetsov did that patented reverse-pass thing…
So here's something that happened. The Detroit Red Wings scored what was obviously a goal when you see it on instant replay, but…
Photo: Geoff Burke The NHL has a conundrum on their hands. This season, NHL coaches were given the right to challenge a…
Photo: @WashCaps The Capitals would not be denied two points Saturday night. Minutes after Alex Ovechkin's game-tying goal was washed out due…
Photo: @WashCaps Alex Ovechkin just scored his first power play goal and his eighth overall of the season (Peter called it). The…
Dmitry Orlov is having himself a game against the Bruins. He assisted on Brooks Laich's second period goal. A shift later he…
Brooks Laich, who has quietly been one of the Caps' most productive players this season, finally scored his first goal of the…
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