TJ Oshie checks Mike Hoffman into the Capitals bench
Sunday night, TJ Oshie made Mike Hoffman an honorary Capital after knocking the Senators forward into the Caps bench. Late into the…
Sunday night, TJ Oshie made Mike Hoffman an honorary Capital after knocking the Senators forward into the Caps bench. Late into the…
Karl Alzner is not known for his offensive acumen, but this is a new year. After Justin Williams could not find the…
Big bopper Brooks Orpik had the hit of the game in the second period, erasing Curtis Lazar into the glass. The Senators…
Don't look now, but Alex Ovechkin is now only six points away from 1,000 after tallying career goal number 542. Ovechkin scored…
The Caps-Devils game today has been a mess. After a scary injury involving John Moore, the game has devolved into infinite penalties…
Last game, the Caps had a hard time scoring against the Devils, but Brett Connolly got them on the board early on…
Less then five minutes into Saturday's game in New Jersey, Devils defenseman John Moore got injured. Play was halted as medical staff…
Late in the second period, Beau Bennett interfered with Evgeny Kuznetsov as the Caps center skated up the ice. As Kuzy glided…
Highlight-machine Tom Wilson just doled out another big hit. Tonight's recipient is Isles defenseman Dennis Seidenberg.
Two of the three Caps prospects at this year's World Junior Championship, defenseman Jonas Siegenthaler and forward Damien Riat, got their tournament…
Last night before TJ Oshie's surprise birthday party, Tom Wilson gave the 30-year-old an early present: five backhanded slashes to the buttocks.…
Friday night against the Tampa Bay Lightning, John Carlson was fantastic. The 2016-17 season has been a bit of a struggle at…
Alex Ovechkin is a very unique human. He wears yellow laces in his skates, communicates in only parenthesis and haha's, and celebrates…
It's a holiday goal party and Alex Ovechkin just got invited. 10:48 into the second period, the Russian machine joined John Carlson…
Before Friday's tilt against the Tampa Bay Lightning, Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin shared his secret to fully arousing his Russian consciousness…
Tom Wilson is streaking (for him). The physics-defying, immovable object tallied his first apple of the season, a secondary assist on John…
Late in the first period, six-foot, 189-pound TJ Oshie reminded us why we should never just think of him as a tiny…
The Flyers and Capitals hate each other. So of course there were some big hits during rivalry night. Take for instance this…
Ladies and gentlemen, Andre Burakovsky scored a goal in an actual hockey game! This is big news because Burky has been goal-less…
Wednesday, Vice President Joe Biden was in attendance for the Caps-Flyers rivalry night game. Biden was first spotted by @TheOrangeNBlack on Twitter.…
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