In case you missed it, Ilya Kovalchuk played for the Washington Capitals for a minute there.
Ex-Caps forward and current gentle sweetheart, Marcus Johansson, is now a Minnesota Wild… err, a member of the Wild. A Wildling? I don’t know. Anyway, now he’s wilding out.
(P.S. he was on the Buffalo Sabres before, in case you, like me, forgot.)
Going to Buffalo will be forward Eric Staal, who has never played for the Capitals as far as I can tell.
I don’t want to write this, but I get the feeling no one else will.
The Vegas Golden Knights and Dallas Stars are playing an elimination game on Monday night with tensions high. Late in the first period, Vegas forward Ryan Reaves put a big hit on Esa Lindell. In the process, Reaves also hit his teammate, William Carrier in the process.
— Danny Webster (@DannyWebster21) September 15, 2020
In response, there was some chirping from the Dallas bench, with an initial report from Stephen Whyno that someone called Ryan Reaves, an “ugly butt.” But that’s not what was said.
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