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Obviously Chandler Stephenson scored in his first game for the Knights because of course he did

This makes total sense. Anti-scoring activist Chandler Stephenson, in his very first game for the Vegas Golden Knights, has scored a goal.

Taking a pass from Alex Tuch, Stephenson, who has had a famous vendetta against shooting the puck, shot the puck, beating goalie Mackenzie Blackwood, who, to be fair, plays for the New Jersey Devils, which means this goal hardly even counts.

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That’s — and I can’t believe I’m saying this —  his fourth goal of the season. The goal tied the game.

The tweets, I’m sad to say, are good.

Nothing makes sense.

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