The Colorado Avalanche are rooting for exactly one team only in the Capitals-Hurricanes exhibition game today.
The Avs, who feature two former Capitals in their lineup, Philipp Grubauer and Andre Burakovsky, sent a good luck tweet to – yup, you guessed it…
— x-Colorado Avalanche (@Avalanche) July 29, 2020
The Carolina Hurricanes!
After some painstaking research by the RMNB team (time we’ll sadly never get back), we figured out that the Avs are part of the “Wild Card Chaos Squad” which also includes the Canes, Columbus Blue Jackets, and Dallas Stars.
(bring it home, @NHLCanes)
— x-Dallas Stars (@DallasStars) April 23, 2019
All three teams unexpectedly advanced out of the first round of the playoffs last year. The strange part is that the bit hasn’t stopped with the Canes and Avs. It has continued exhaustingly throughout the 2019-20 season.
— Carolina Hurricanes (@Canes) December 19, 2019
We could be the three best friends that anyone could have with the @Canes 👀
— x-Colorado Avalanche (@Avalanche) July 26, 2020
We know our best friends have been doing their part…
— x-Colorado Avalanche (@Avalanche) January 10, 2020
Good game, guys.
Still pals 🤝
— x-Colorado Avalanche (@Avalanche) December 20, 2019
Hey @Canes, we left you a little something since you’ve been so good this year…
But we should warn you: they’re kale flavored 🤣❤️
— x-Colorado Avalanche (@Avalanche) December 19, 2019
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