Alex Ovechkin has 51 goals, the Caps have three games left, and the sweet smell of the ‘loffs is in the air. The boys get the Florida Panthers in the Sunshine State tonight, so hopefully they’ll come away with a W and some good ole’ vitamin D.
Tonight’s game begins at 7 PM. If you don’t have a TV readily available, you can stream the game the My Teams app on whatever portable device you choose. Peter’s got you covered for recap.
|Shot Attempt %||48.9%||50.6%|
|Power Play||21.2% (10th)||27.1% (2nd)|
|Penalty Kill||78.9% (24th)||80.9% (11th)|
Who has the locker room bug that’s been going around? Surprisingly, no one! Caps normal lineup is back featuring Copley in net to give Holtby a break (via Isabelle):
Ovechkin – Backstrom – Wilson
Hagelin – Kuznetsov – Oshie
Vrana – Eller – Connolly
Burakovsky – Dowd – Stephenson
Djoos – Carlson
Orlov – Niskanen
Orpik – Jensen
We don’t know if this is an elaborate April Fools’ joke or the best idea ever, but we’re hoping the latter.
We've narrowed the name down to four choices. Which one is your favorite?
— Dallas Stars (@DallasStars) April 1, 2019
Never loved it as a holiday, because I’m a gullible sucker who trusts people a bit too quickly. But I did love this video from Binging With Babish who makes the donuts from Pokémon. Or does he??
Headline photo: Patrick McDermott
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