The holiday season is officially upon us and there are some very important gatherings on the horizon. Between the office work parties and your family dinner, you’re going to need something uniquely stupid to amuse that DC sports fan in your life.
That’s why we suggest rocking one or both of these new ugly sweater designs that we’ve created. But you better get them quick – like literally right now. Our holiday sweaters will be available for a very, very limited time.
First! Let’s check out the designs.
Our first 2018 Ugly Sweater features one happy hockey snowman, celebrating with a championship trophy of his own! No word on if he was spotted swimming in a fountain on Christmas morning, but this design will show everyone that your holiday won’t be suck this year.
Here’s a detail shot of the design!
For our readers whose holiday season involves more latkes and gelt than stockings and candy canes, we’ve got a sweater this year for you too! The design features a Chanukah Menorah made out of hockey sticks, so you’ll still look stylin’ repping your favorite sport even if you lose badly in dreidel this year.
Check out the details in the design:
Both designs are available as a crew neck sweatshirt, as well as a short or long sleeved tee for those who’d prefer it. But hurry! You’ve only got until December 3 to order your sweater before both designs get locked away in the RMNB vault forever.
If you’re looking for other gr8 gifts for the holidays, visit our popular Spreadshirt shop which has a plethora of neat RMNB gear for you to give to friends and family (or to just treat yourself)! We also have a sticker store.
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