Halloween has come and gone and now with Thanksgiving approaching, the winter holiday season is upon us. Since 2015, RMNB has been bringing our own brand of holiday spirit to your wardrobe with Ugly Holiday Sweaters. This year, we’ve upped the ante and have brought you not one, but two new limited edition sweaters.
They’re dumb. We hope you love them.
With a classic nod to your traditional holiday sweater, this design, named UNLEASH THE FLURRIES (yes, I named them), features winter motifs, an assortment of hockey gear, goal lamps, and even a small nod to DC. It’s the perfect professional holiday sweater to don at your office holiday party. It allows you to show off your love of the local hockey team without being an obnoxious human.
Here’s a close-up of the design, the amount of detail in it is bananas.
The second design we’re debuting is a conversation starter. It’s less for impressing your coworkers and more for those dysfunctional family gatherings where Uncle Jerry keeps spouting his opinions about everything and it’s too awkward to leave the table. BEHOLD: SASHA CLAUSE.
Sasha Clause is here to deliver big hits, goals, and pizza (if he doesn’t forget the pizza) under your tree this holiday season. But only if you poot some nachos and (Russian) vodka under the tree. Featuring a festive version of our signature Twitter avatar, pizza, nachos, hockey sticks, and the Russian machine’s signature yellow laces, our Sasha Clause sweater will truly have you singing FA LA-LA-LA-LA, HAHAHA ICE)))))
Here’s a detail shot of the design:
Both designs are available as a crew neck sweatshirt, as well as a short or long sleeved tee for those who’d prefer it. You’ve got one month, until December 8, to order your sweater before both designs get locked away in the RMNB vault forever.
Russian Machine Never Breaks is not associated with the Washington Capitals; Monumental Sports, the NHL, or its properties. Not even a little bit.
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