It’s playoff time! And what better time than the postseason to reveal some new merch.
The RMNB team has been busy bees concocting some new threads for your wardrobe, and we are pleased to reveal them to you. We’re also offering free standard shipping on all Spreadshirt orders today. Just use the coupon code FS417 during checkout.
Jay Beagle has the puck, he shoots, he scores! You quickly hop onto Twitter, waiting for the response you’ve come to know and love from RMNB: the Beagle.jpg.
Over the years, that jpg has become one of our most popular running jokes, and now you can flash that graphic even when you’re not on Twitter.
This shirt is being sold in our store on Teespring.
It is no secret we love Nate Schmidt. From Jimmy Fallon to posters to hair-raising interviews, the Caps fandom has become infatuated with the smiley cinnamon roll defenseman. So we’ve created a new likeness of Nate: an emoji form featuring his Resting Schmidt Face.
Back in March during the Capitals’ California road trip, Joe B, Locker, and John Walton paid a visit to the Wheel of Fortune set, resulting in this glorious photo.
— Craig Laughlin (@Laughlin18) March 10, 2017
We’ve recreated that moment in tshirt form. No need to buy a vowel here, just a shirt.
Finally, we have a tribute to the Caps’ first-round team.
If there is one joke about the Leafs that has stuck, it’s waffles. From green men, to disgruntled fans, friends and foes of the team alike love to associate the leafs with the tasty breakfast foods that go with their maple namesake. And we’ve made our own interpretation, re-designing their oh-so-famous crest.
Russian Machine Never Breaks is not associated with the Washington Capitals; Monumental Sports, the NHL, or its properties. Not even a little bit.
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