Early this morning, a man with twinkling eyes, merry dimples, a cherry-colored nose, and a beard as white as snow slinked down local area chimneys, surrounded people’s Christmas trees with a satchel full of gifts, and ate almost the entire country out of its milk and cookies. This person is being referred to as “Jolly Old Saint Nick.” If you have any information on this audacious, magical, and kind man, please reach out to the Montgomery County Police as he’s considered wanted.
But right before you do that, we’d love to know what gifts this Kris Kringle character left under your tree – especially the Caps-related items!
Late Saturday night, reader Caiti shared this photo of her cousin. He received RMNB’s Deadguins shirt and was extremely happy about it.
— Caiti Garrity (@caitichristie74) December 25, 2016
No matter if you got an Alex Ovechkin career point counter bobblehead, a new hockey stick, or a new jersey, we want to see a photo of it. Share your pics in the comments below and upvote your favorites.
Now if you were given the gift of RMNB — a shirt, a mug, or maybe an ugly sweater — that’s even more special. We’d love if you shared it in the comments, but we’d also like for you to share it with us on Instagram.
To do so, follow RMNB (@rmnb_blog) on IG, post a photo of you holding up your new RMNB gear, and tag us in the pic.
We’ll re-share some of our favorites AND – here’s the fun part – we’ll also be selecting several readers to get another RMNB shirt or mug of their choice from our store.
So get to sharing. We want to see all the fun stuff you guys got!
12pm Update: Here are our favorite gifts from Twitter so far.
— David Castlerock (@DontDazeMeBr0) December 25, 2016
— Sean Hoffman (@shoffman19) December 25, 2016
— Samantha (@OddOtters) December 25, 2016
— Love Roars (@RoryElizabeth) December 25, 2016
— Cameron Bender (@camredskinfan) December 25, 2016
— JP (@1fastdog) December 25, 2016
Santa was good to me! pic.twitter.com/zIM53Da419
— Jason (@the_jtown) December 25, 2016
— John Auville (@moneymetalcakes) December 25, 2016
Now I just need to get to a game! pic.twitter.com/d1rscpvuA5
— THE CUP OF BEAGLE (@will_po) December 25, 2016
— Taylor Ford (@ctaylorford) December 25, 2016
— Alec Warren (@AlecDWarren) December 25, 2016
got this last night. pic.twitter.com/CSUWPuUaoT
— Brandon Alter (@brandon__alter) December 25, 2016
— skyler (@SkylerRose0) December 25, 2016
— J K (@Saltine182) December 25, 2016
Brilliant, we love it! #hcSKA
— SKA Ice Hockey Club (@hcSKA_News) December 25, 2016
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