Contest! Rep RMNB in an Instagram photo and you could win two free tickets to Game Five
On Saturday, April 20, the Washington Capitals will host the Carolina Hurricanes for Game Five. With our new contest, you could be…
Merry Christmas! We want to see your Caps and hockey related gifts
Early this morning, a man with twinkling eyes, merry dimples, a cherry-colored nose, and a beard as white as snow slinked down…
The Caps Toques Are Pretty Much Available Everywhere
Justin and Kate looking good in the new toques. Last night, the Washington Capitals and Chicago Blackhawks wore Winter Classic toques promoting…
Let’s Get Olie Kolzig 10,000 Twitter Followers
Ian Oland, age 17. A lot of people hate RMNB right now, and I don't blame you one bit. I'm stupid, we're all…
The First Annual Brouwer Pouwer Generic-Photograph-Manipulation-Software Skills Contest™
Photo: @JPughNBC4 It’s going to be a long, wet, hot, hockeyless summer. The way we see it, you have two choices: Spend…
CRL Contest Winner: Who Gets The Signed Tom Wilson RMNB Shirt?
In our first segment on CRL-- let's not mince words-- I got my butt kicked by Tom Wilson in a game of…
Affiliation Between Alex Ovechkin and Mr. Big Bar Lives On Through New Contest
We all remember last summer's extinction-level crisis known as Fat-Gate, but if we think back hard enough, there were some good moments too.…
We Want Your Birthday Cards For Alex Ovechkin’s 27th Birthday
Ovi after he got pie'd in the face last year on his birthday. (Photo credit: Chris Gordon) Fellow RMNB'ers, mark your calendars!…
RMNB’s 2012 Trade Deadline Contest
Update: Congratulations to Alan Campbell who correctly guessed "No trades." Thanks to everyone who participated. That was fun, minus the whole nobody…
RMNB Readers Present Their Caps Christmas Cards
We issued a challenge, oh faithful users of the Russian Machine, to create Caps-themed Christmas cards. The only rule: use an inferior…
RMNB Needs Your Capitals-Themed Christmas Cards
We're a hopelessly gimmicky blog. There are certain standards to which we hold ourselves: If the Capitals are losing and we have…
Win Seats to Capitals vs. Penguins on December 1st
Esteemed pest control company, American Pest, protects your home from all kind of varmint. Let's -- hypothetically-- say you cooked up two…
Happy Halloween from RMNB and Our Readers
Sheepvechkin! (Illustration by Rachel Cohen) Today is Halloween, which for me means less than one month until my birthday! Yay! Oh wait…
HEY! We Want Your Caps-Themed Pumpkins!
It's that time of year. Hockey is back in full-swing, the leaves are falling, and the Columbus Blue Jackets have been eliminated…
RMNB Introduces Their Season Long “Pick Em'” Contests
Rachel Cohen's new "Run, run, run Caps" illustration We love our readers. So much so that whenever we get together, we always…
RMNB & Its Readers Wish Alex Ovechkin a Happy 26th Birthday
We set out a task, faithful users of the Russian Machine, to create birthday cards worthy of our gut-less (wait, did that…
RMNB’s Trade Deadline Challenge
Update: Let's announce the winners! (This gets complicated. Bare with us.) At 11:44am on Twitter, Caps' senior writer Mike Vogel reported that…
RMNB Contest: Make Your Own Birthday Card For Ovechkin!
Ovi's all growned up! Our hero and blog namesake, Alexander Ovechkin, will turn the ripe old age of 25 on Friday. To…
