This is Mitch. (Photo: Scott)
Hello. It’s tomorrow. The Washington Capitals just beat the Anaheim Ducks. It was fun.
The Caps were bad in the first period and good in the third period, which is to say they were the Caps.
Getzlaf scored like .000025 seconds into the game.
Hey, Andre scored. We like Andre.
Buncha stuff happened, but nobody scored. Out of rego, into overtime. Out of overtime, into biscuit bullets.
Caps beat Ducks 2-1 in the shootout. 102 points!
— Pat Holden (@pfholden) March 8, 2016
Are your pets asleep? Pics or gtfo.
— RMNB (@russianmachine) March 8, 2016
Braden Holtby's best save of the night actually came on a backhanded shot from his own teammate, Mike Richards pic.twitter.com/cdqGL0S2yK
— Ian Oland (@ianoland) March 8, 2016
Joe B suit of the early morning
The result of the Caps having one dysfunctional forward line and one troubled d-pairing was a thrilling game with a rhythmic beat you can bailamos to. Really, if you stayed up late for this, you probably enjoyed yourself– and not just because we got cheeky on Twitter.
Late games are weird.
Let’s do it again on Wednesday. Now get some sleep.
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