Photo: Bill Wippert
Last night didn’t work out great for the Washington Capitals. Outplayed and outscored by a scrappy upstart Buffalo Sabres team, the Caps had one of those rare losses. Today at 5 PM they’ll be in peril of doing it again at the hands of New York Rangers, a team headed in the opposite direction of the Sabres but just as dangerous.
Tune in at 5 PM on CSN. Chris Gordon will have your deep-tissue Swedish massage with aromatherapy and recap.
|Team||Record||Possession||PDO||Power Play||Penalty Kill|
|New York Rangers||24-15-5||48.1%||102.9||18.5%||79.6%|
I have no idea who will play. Here’s Maggie Smith with a lightsaber instead.
From last night’s recap. Excerpted for her pleasure. The names of the guilty have been changed to protect the whatever.
Hahahahaha. There were some positive people in there too; I just cherrypicked the silly ones.
Doctor Girlfriend needs a new dresser.
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