Caps beat Red Wings 2-1: Nearly a Playoff Lock
All these smiling faces. With less than a week to go, the Capitals got an important win on the road from the Detroit…
All these smiling faces. With less than a week to go, the Capitals got an important win on the road from the Detroit…
Photo: Dave Reginek Washington Capitals defenseman Mike Green is officially in The Zone. During the second period, Green unleashed a wicked, rising…
Photo: @andreburakovsky A few days ago, when he was still in Hershey, Andre Burakovsky took a photo with the Easter Bunny and teammate Liam…
The Spirit of '87 Happy Easter, which is traditionally a good holiday for the Washington Capitals, yes, definitely. The Capitals squandered a…
Photo: @TedStarkey The Ottawa Senators' Skating Prime Ministers -- John A. Macdonald, Wilfrid Laurier, William Lyon MacKenzie King, and Robert Borden -- didn't…
Mike Green scored again. At this point, we can no longer doubt the supreme power of the Easton Stealth CNT. He has three goals…
That was a dumb period. (Photo credit: Justin Tang) On this festive weekend, the Caps looked to clinch a playoff berth with…
The Ottawa Senators are an insane 16-1-1 with the Hamburglar in net, so we knew before the game it'd take a herculean…
With just one week left in the NHL regular season, the Capitals are sitting comfortably in the Metro standings. With a regulation win…
An early 21st century GIF It seems like everyone and their mom is sharing stats today about how great Alex Ovechkin is. (This…
Photo: Marissa Baecker/Getty Images Caps' top defensive prospect Madison Bowey was the hero in game four of the Kelowna Rockets' first round…
Photo: @WashCaps The Washington Capitals have a tradition. Whenever any player scores a milestone goal, the players who assisted will pose together…
Photo: @WashCaps While we are jerks and nitpick his lines, there's no denying Barry Trotz is one of the most successful bench…
Photo: Francois Lacasse If there ever was any doubt on who should win the MVP this year, that discussion is now closed.…
(You're damn right this is the headline image.) What's that thing called? That thing when you have the puck and then you…
Photo: @WashCaps Alex Ovechkin is the Washington Capitals' all-time goal-scoring leader. With a power-play snipe to beat Carey Price in the second…
Photo: Capstagram This is it. This is the final stretch of the regular-- sorry, #rego-- season. From here until the 11th, the Caps…
Photo: Monumental Network Not only do the Washington Capitals have a talented team on the ice, they also sport a number of gifted…
Photo: Kyle Mace/Chocolate Hockey On Wednesday night Dmitry Orlov concluded his conditioning assignment in Hershey. The Russian defender has been out all season…
Because we know you guys like breaking news like this, here's Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin revealing what instrument he wishes he…
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