The Ottawa Senators’ Skating Prime Ministers — John A. Macdonald, Wilfrid Laurier, William Lyon MacKenzie King, and Robert Borden — didn’t just skate around and crash into each other ridiculously tonight. They also tossed some easter eggs onto the ice and, oh yeah, challenged the Washington Nationals’ Racing Presidents to a duel.
Prime Minister race. They're wearing bunny ears and cottontails and have to put eggs in their baskets. https://t.co/xPT5REtw7Y
— Alex Prewitt (@alex_prewitt) April 5, 2015
Ultimately, I know how this will all end. There’ll be a race. The Racing Presidents will start off being clumsy in their new skates. They’ll fall over. Then the Prime Ministers, all jostling for first place, fall down. Teddy gets up. He looks to be the clear winner. The finish line is just a few feet away. Then he slips on some bird seed thrown by someone, some thing.
At that point, The Oriole Bird skates out and wins the race.
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