It’s Thanksgiving weekend, which means you’re ready to unload your cash quicker than at one of those rigged carnival games. Just one more try, honey. I’m going to get that ring around that damn milk bottle. I got this.
This year, RMNB is here to help you find the perfect gift for that cherished Capitals fan in your life. And if we miss any good gifts or Black Friday deals, we’re sure one of our readers will let us know about it in the comments below.
Let’s begin!
12) RMNB’s Ugly Christmas Sweater
Add a little “BAILAMOS” to your holiday season with this hockey-themed ugly sweatshirt designed by Rachel Cohen. Featuring a mix of winter & hockey motifs (view the design detail here), this is sure to make whatever you celebrate a little more sick unbelievable))). Also available in tee, women’s tee and long-sleeve tee.
$35 | Buy Here
11) The Capitals’ New Third Jersey
I love the Caps’ new third jersey, which is based on the team’s original logo. Don’t tell Ted, but I think it’s even more beautiful than the Caps’ current home jersey. Customized sweaters are the cheapest on IceJerseys.com for $158.50 ($129.50 + $29 customization). NHL.Shop.com is also offering pre-made Braden Holtby, Alex Ovechkin, and Nicklas Backstrom third jerseys for $169.99.
10) The Capitals Holiday Pack Featuring A TJ Oshie Bobblehead
Unlike me (who is forced to sit and cover games in my basement), you should actually go to Verizon Center and enjoy a Caps game in person. Out of any pro sport, hockey is the best to watch live. And this year, the Capitals are offering an affordable holiday pack, which includes tickets to two home games and a TJ Oshie bobblehead. The plan starts at $98 in the nosebleeds, but there’s a ton of flexibility if you want to upgrade your seats. And if you’re lucky, you’ll maybe even get the opportunity to high five Horn Guy, Goat, or Julianne Hough.
Starting at $98 | Buy Here
9) A Kuzy Koozie
Evgeny Kuznetsov is real and he’s spectacular. This season, he’s darn near turned himself into a superstar. What better way to celebrate his nickname and that frosty beverage in your hands than with this koozie made by the Capitals?
$6.99 | Buy Here
8) The Capitals Onesie
The NHL and Hockey Sockey are the partners responsible for this hideous Capitals onesie. Sure it’s ridiculous and unflattering on almost every body type, but that’s why you have to have it. Force your child or loved one to wear this after opening gifts Christmas morning. They may never wear it again, but that Instagram photo will be priceless.
$109.99 | Buy Here
The NHL’s shop sells this onesie for $10 cheaper, but they are out of stock of the large and XL sizes.
7) This Signed Alex Ovechkin Hat
Alex Ovechkin and hats are about as synonymous as Sidney Crosby and binkies. And no, it’s not just because Ovi can’t wear them right. The Russian machine has scored 13 hat tricks in his career. Fanatics Authentic, with whom Ovechkin inked an exclusive memorabilia deal, had The Great Eight sign 8 of these Capitals hats and inscribe “1st NHL Hat Trick 1/13/06” on them. Though that’s not really what Ovechkin wrote. But, hey close enough! He’s Russian. C’mon give him a break.
$199.99 | Buy Here
Fanatics Authentic also offers other Ovechkin signed memorabilia on the general Fanatics website, which is offering a coupon code for 25% off + free shipping for Black Friday: BLACKFRI.
6) The Capitals Dog Calendar
In what’s becoming an annual tradition, the Capitals have produced another amazing canine calendar. Check out our photos from the photo shoot. All proceeds go to Homeward Trails Animal Rescue. So not only are you buying something cool, you’re also helping pets in need too. This year’s calendar features players Karl Alzner, Jay Beagle, John Carlson, Tyler [?] Chorney, Matt Niskanen, Brooks Orpik, TJ Oshie, and Justin Williams with their dogs, and Nicklas Backstrom, Andre Burakovsky, Braden Holtby, Marcus Johansson, Evgeny Kuznetsov, Michael Latta, Dmitry Orlov, Alex Ovechkin, Nate Schmidt, and Tom Wilson with shelter pups.
$20 | Buy Here
5) Whatever The Hell This Thing Is
It appears to be an elf of some sort. 90% of it appears to be a monkey sock stuffed animal and then the other 10% is a not-at-all-creepy human head of Ovechkin made out of plastic or wax. I’ll call it: The OvechElf. Basically, this is perfect for your Caps fan’s stocking and there is no price that is unreasonable.
$19.99 | Buy Here
Shop.NHL.com is offering 20% off all orders over $25. Use the coupon code NHLBF15.
4) A Signed Troy Brouwer 16×20 Winter Classic Photo
Remember one of the greatest moments in Capitals history with this gigantic Troy Brouwer signed Winter Classic photo from Fanatics Authentic. On sale for a cheap price, the photo is inscribed with Winter Classic GWG 1/1/15. I own this and it’s amazing. The uninscribed 8×10 version of this photo is only $29.99.
$49.99 | Buy Here
3) A Jay Beagle Goal Puck
This is a Jay Beagle goal puck from Halloween Night 2015 in Florida. Beags, who is awesome, doesn’t score many goals, so this is a rare and nearly priceless item.
$99.99 | Buy Here
Shop.NHL.com is offering 20% off all orders over $25. Use the coupon code NHLBF15.
2) The Caps Roomies T-Shirt
I would normally not recommend buying anything on 500 Level, as all of the shirts are ridiculously overpriced and the designs are generic. But this one is special. Celebrate Tom Wilson and Michael Latta’s special friendship with this even more special design. And who knows, maybe this extra cash will help Tom get a place of his own someday. Actually, no. Please, Tom, never do this.
T-Shirt: $27 | Buy Here
1) An RMNB T-Shirt (Or 5)
Inexpensive and expertly designed, RMNB t-shirts are literally the perfect present for the special hockey fan in your life. In fact, our t-shirts are the Alex Ovechkin of gifts, meaning everyone will secretly respect the gift even if they like a dumb team like the Penguins. Ew gross, the Penguins. We’ve recently released some new designs. And the best part? A portion of your money goes to our tiny hockey blog so that we can pay our writers and make this space even better for you.
Use the coupon code FREEXMAS to get free shipping if you buy two or more items.
Think we missed something that should definitely be on the list. See a great Black Friday deal? Is it now Cyber Monday and all of these coupon codes out of date? Let us know what’s cracking in the comments.
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