Ovi Did The Thing, but Stars beat Caps 3-2
For all intensive purposes, the Caps and Stars are both great teams–to the point that their talent is basically one in the…
For all intensive purposes, the Caps and Stars are both great teams–to the point that their talent is basically one in the…
For the third and final goddamn time, Alex Ovechkin has taken the NHL record for most goals scored by a Russian. ...Justin.…
Last Saturday, during the Capitals' long break between games, center Nicklas Backstrom tattooed someone. And by tattooed I truly mean he permanently carved a…
The offensive juggernaut that is the Dallas Stars marches into the nation's capital tonight. The Stars are a high speed, high-octane team…
In things-that-are-really-happening news, NHL.com's Katie Brown is reporting that the Dallas Stars are listening to some special music ahead of their game…
Alex Ovechkin has not scored a goal in the last four games. Sure, he's put a puck in the net twice in…
Over the summer, Capitals forward Brooks Laich proposed to his girlfriend, actress Julianne Hough. Since they began dating, Hough has become a Caps fan favorite, frequently stopped on the…
Wednesday night, Evgeny Kuznetsov scored his sixth goal and second OTGWG of the season. In front of his idol Pavel Datsyuk, Kuznetsov…
Wednesday night, the Capitals played in another maddening, low-scoring game game against the Red Wings. Lucky for the Caps, Evgeny Kuznetsov, Quidditch beater…
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