How was your holiday break? Did you get any good gifts? I got a neat shirt. Please, please, please tell me you washed your RMNB shirt before you put it on. This is serious, man. Promise me.
Tonight the Pittsburgh Penguins host the Capitals at Consol. It’s the first match-up of the season between the two– at 7:30 PM on NBC Sportsnet. It’s gonna be a show.
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Chimera and Schmidt take a seat. Mike Vogel has the scoop:
Ovechkin – Backstrom – Wilson
Johansson – Kuznetsov – Brouwer
Laich– Fehr – Ward
Beagle – Burakovsky – Latta
Orpik – Carlson
Alzner – Niskanen
Hillen – Green
— RMNB (@russianmachine) December 12, 2014
The CDC recommends avoiding work and personal contact for five days when you’ve got the mumps. Crosby knew better and went to practice anyway. That’s selfish. The disease is still ravaging the Pittsburgh locker room. The moment blueliner Olli Maatta was diagnosed, Crosby became a liability to the defense. He’s a defensive liability. I’m super serial.
The second Ovechkin even suspected he had the mumps, he would call in sick, put on sweatpants, and play FIFA. Almost certainly shirtless. You know I’m right about this.
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