I don’t like the Capitals’ record so far, but I’m like cosmically certain they’re a really good team. They’ll have another chance to prove it with tonight’s match-up against the Tampa Bay Lightning, who are also a really good team. Holtby’s in net versus Ben Bishop. Tune in at 7 PM on CSN+.
(Yeah, it’s on the plus.)
|Team||Record||Possession||PDO||Power Play||Penalty Kill|
|Tampa Bay Lightning||7-3-1||54.0%||100.0||26.2%||87.1%|
Fehr is back, and he should make that third line roll. O’Brien is taking a seat. According to Alex Prewitt:
Ovechkin – Burakovsky – Ward
Johansson – Backstrom – Brouwer
Chimera – Kuznetsov – Fehr
Beagle – Latta – Wilson
Orpik – Carlson
Alzner – Niskanen
Schmidt – Green
So here’s your reminder that turkeys are basically dinosaurs. It is your evolutionary duty to eat them. Stuffing out. Preferably spatchcocked or deep-fried. They’re too scary to live.
Don’t sweat. I got you covered.
Third line scores tonight. Take it to #thebank.
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