The Comeback Caps beat Coyotes 3-2 in Rego!
Photo: Carolyn Kaster The Washington Capitals wrapped up a week of tremendously unimpressive hockey with a stunning comeback win over the Phoenix…
Bruins beat Capszzz
Bruins beat Caps 3-0. I don't really have anything to say. The Caps aren't good, and their game against the Boston Bruins…
This is Not My Beautiful House: Flyers beat Caps 6-4
Photo: Matt Slocum This is the "game" recap. I'm putting game in scare quotes, because I don't know what the cram happened during…
Caps-Flyers Brawl: Three Guys Jump John Erskine, Wayne Simmonds Holds Erskine so Lecavalier Can Punch Him Better (GIF)
Simmonds holds Erskine as Lecavalier connects with a haymaker. Disgraceful. Who had "line brawl" on their Flyers-Capitals bingo card? Really? All of…
Martin Erat and John Mitchell Traded to Coyotes for Rostislav Klelsa, Chris Brown and Fourth-Round Pick
Photo: Patrick Smith This was inevitable. Capitals forward Martin Erat has been traded to the Phoenix Coyotes in exchange for Rostislav Klelsa,…
Capitals Acquire Dustin Penner from Anaheim Ducks for Fourth Round Pick
TSN's Bob McKenzie reports that the Capitals have acquired left-shooting Dustin Penner from the Anaheim Ducks in exchange for a 4th round pick.…
What a Waste: Flyers beat Caps 5-4 (OT)
Photo: Rob Carr The Washington Capitals wrapped up a weekend of early games by taking on the Philadelphia Flyers at noon on--…
Ovi and the Great Eight Hundred: Caps beat Bruins 4-2
No idea what is happening here. (Photo: Michael Dwyer) March and its steady trickle of tough games began on Saturday with a matinee…
Caps beat Devils 3-0 and Marty Erat SCOAR!
The New Jersey Devils are the worst good team in hockey. For the last thousand years, they've mined success by sucking the…
No Defense, No Problem: Caps beat Jets 4-2
Photo: Alex Brandon The Washington Capitals knew they needed points badly going into the Olympic break, and this game against the Winnipeg…
Nabby Nabs the Shutout: Isles beat Caps 1-0
Strachan vs Martin (Photo: Patrick Smith) They're not all barnburners. Some games merely are. They start, sixty minutes pass, and then they're…
Ovi Time For Super Bowl Sunday: Caps beat Red Wings 6-5 (OT)
Photo: Patrick McDermott It's Super Bowl Sunday, which means the Washington Capitals once again played a matinee game to set the stage…
Надежда Умирает Последней: Капиталз Проиграли Ред Уингз 3-4 (Б)
Photo: Luke Glendening Editor's Note: Peter and Chris are totally not here tonight. They're at the Neutral Milk Hotel (who?) concert at…
The Capitals Play Bad Team Defense, Are Too Careless With the Puck
Photo: Jamie Sabau This is going to be brutal, but it needs to be said. The Washington Capitals are one of the…
Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn! Blue Jackets beat Caps 5-2
"Shoggoth" by Craig J. Spearing It's f@$&ing freezing here and I didn't eat dinner. My dog is being an @%^$*. A water main…
Blow All the Leads! Caps beat Sabres 5-4 (OT)
That dude in the middle. (Photo: Bill Wippert) Are the Capitals worse than the Buffalo Sabres? The Sabres might be the worst team…
No, Ryan Miller and the Capitals Wouldn’t Be a “Fit”
Photo: Kevin Hoffman When the Washington Capitals traded Filip Forsberg for Martin Erat and Michael Latta last year, an upset and cranky…
Eat Poop and Die, Voldemort: Caps beat Habs 5-0, Holtby Perfect!
How Russians ice fish. (Photo: Francois Lacasse) The Washington Capitals hadn't won a game since January 10th, and that was against the…
Warm-Up GIFs: Caps Play Soccer With Yoga Ball, Braden Holtby Sharpens Hand-Eye Coordination
Before every game, the Washington Capitals usually play soccer. That's what you get when half your team is European. The players usually…
The Darkest Timeline: Sens beat Caps 2-0, Six Straight Losses
Photo: Alex Brandon It has been eleven long days since the Capitals won a game. We've had like three or four completely…
