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Last night we were all captivated by Spaghetti Guy, a man slurping up the Italian dish off a square plate behind the…
Last night we were all captivated by Spaghetti Guy, a man slurping up the Italian dish off a square plate behind the…
During the first day of Winter Storm Jonas, a WUSA9 news crew stumbled upon Capitals superstar Alex Ovechkin while conducting man-on-the-street interviews.…
Photo: NHL This morning, the NHL released a series of tweets promoting this weekend's All-Star Game in Nashville. Each tweet included a…
You know how when kids are young and cute their parents tell them to "make your mean face" and they scrunch up their little…
In worlds-I-never-thought-would-cross news, former WWE world champion, dude I watched rassle during my childhood, and certified crazy person, The Iron Sheik, tweeted…
If you pay close attention to Caps telecasts, you'll learn something new every night. During Tuesday's Rangers game, CSN Washington zoomed in on Alex…
Last week in Calgary, TJ Oshie scored a goal in his third consecutive game. After setting up shop in front of the…
Every game, Washington Capitals head coach Barry Trotz jots his notes onto a notecard he keeps in his suit coat. As the Caps…
Photo: Capitals Instagram Yesterday, Capitals general manager Brian MacLellan spoke to the media about the first half of the Caps' season. A…
Photo: Frederick Breedon Last night, as I wrote about Alex Ovechkin fulfilling the birthday wish of a five-year-old at practice, I noticed something…
Last night, Peter posted a funny photo of Evgeny Kuznetsov in his game recap. Kuzya's face was ridiculous, so I made a four-panel…
Photo: Brad Mills After being infinity-scratched and forbidden to go to the World Junior Championship, head coach Barry Trotz put Andre Burakovsky…
Photos by Chris Gordon. Nicklas Backstrom is a quiet Swedish assist machine. He sits in the background, setting up Ovi and racking…
Photo: Chris O'Meara Skating in his second game of the season on Saturday, Washington Capitals forward Tom Wilson looked to make an…
Photo: Jeff Vinnick The Vancouver Canucks hosted their Hockey Fights Cancer Night on Sunday at Rogers Arena. The Canucks wore purple and…
Graphic via the Washington Capitals On Monday morning, the Washington Capitals published an article re-promoting the Winter Classic press conference they will host…
For those of you whose lives literally stop until we post about that thing Ovechkin just did on social media, I would…
Photo: Washington Capitals Tuesday morning, the Washington Capitals published photos on their Facebook page of Steve Oleksy, Matt Niskanen, and Chris Brown…
Julianne Hough has been busy lately. She has announced that she will be doing a dance tour around the nation with her brother…
Friday night, the Washington Capitals lost to the Florida Panthers. It was the second meeting between the two teams this season, with…
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