The NHL's version of Bird and Magic, Alex Ovechkin and Sidney Crosby, have been rivals since the day they stepped onto the…
The Pittsburgh Penguins have gotten some of the worst goaltending in the NHL early this season. Now, they're taking aggressive measures to…
Hockey fans who enjoy accidentally imprinting the shape of their buttocks onto their couches have much to be excited about on Tuesday.…
Rutger McGroarty will not have any fans in Manitoba for the foreseeable future. The 20-year-old prospect and former first-round pick of the…
Both Sidney Crosby and Evgeni Malkin hit incredible milestones on Wednesday. During the Pittsburgh Penguins' 6-5 overtime win over the Buffalo Sabres,…
The Pittsburgh Penguins started their 2024-25 season the worst way Wednesday night. After all of their Home Opener celebrations at PPG Paints…
Sidney Crosby signed a contract extension with the Pittsburgh Penguins on Monday. The Penguins announced that they inked their captain to a…
Alex Ovechkin and Sidney Crosby are entering the 20th season of their legendary careers with the Washington Capitals and Pittsburgh Penguins, respectively.…
ARLINGTON, VA -- Alex Ovechkin will enter the 2024-25 season on the cusp of history. With 853 career goals under his belt,…
The Winnipeg Jets have traded forward Rutger McGroarty to the Pittsburgh Penguins for forward Brayden Yager. Sportsnet's Elliotte Friedman was the first…
After helping bring the Calder Cup back to Hershey, Jimmy Huntington has earned an NHL contract, but with the Washington Capitals' biggest…
Bryan Rust lit the flames of the Capitals-Penguins rivalry on Wednesday despite both teams being on summer vacation now for over a…
Todd Reirden was essentially the head coach in waiting for the Pittsburgh Penguins. Now he'll be looking for a new job over…
The Washington Capitals defeated the Philadelphia Flyers 2-1 during their final game of the regular season on Tuesday. The epic win clinched…
The Washington Capitals will go into the final two games of the 2023-24 season controlling their own destiny. After a huge 4-2…
Hey, you've made it to Loffs Watch! You are welcome here. The Metropolitan Division continues to be the most dysfunctional division in…
The Tampa Bay Lightning and Pittsburgh Penguins game was halted for an extended period of time on Saturday after a scary incident…
The Washington Capitals' loss to the Pittsburgh Penguins on Thursday was a big blow to their playoff chances and the Pens showed…
Welome to Loffs Watch, worldwide leader in Caps playoff chances updates.. Your Loffs Watch-branded football phone is in the mail. Both suddenly…
The Washington Capitals pretty much are in must-win situations for the rest of the season after they lost to the Pittsburgh Penguins…
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