The Jinxiest Jinx Ever to Jinx: Aleksandr Reut’s “We are the Champions” Painting
Did you think this would be a slow news week? Maybe an injury update here or a scouting report there, but overall…
Did you think this would be a slow news week? Maybe an injury update here or a scouting report there, but overall…
Update: Nick Kypreos of Rogers Sportsnet reports that Matt Cooke has been suspended by the NHL for the rest of regular season…
Karl Alzner congratulates Michal Neuvirth on his third shutout of the year and second straight blanking of the Penguins. (Photo credit: Gregory…
Matt Cooke and Alex Ovechkin in happier times. (Photo credit: Mitchell Layton) Once again the Super Bowl Sunday rendezvous between the  Washington…
Last week we opened up our lines for reader questions. To be totally frank, they've been way beyond our expectations. Didn't know…
Photo credit: Gregory Shamus After a year of build-up and three glorious episodes of HBO's 24/7, the Washington Capitals and Pittsburgh Penguins…
Ovi and Semin play soccer pre-game.
We swear the puck went in. There was certainly a special buzz in the air today. With most schools shutdown and most…
When his queue frees up and motivation strikes, award-winning Carroll County Times' Features Writer Brandon Oland does columns for RMNB. After today's…
Tonight if you were like us, you sat in front of your TV, ate smoked salmon with a fork and laughed at…
Tonight during Montreal's huuuge 3-2 victory over the Penguins, Versus blessed us with this shot of the crowd after Montreal netted the…
Thanks, Jack Reickel, for the amazing picture! It seems the Caps of old are back. The last few weeks, really ever since…
Complaining about officiating is an unmistakable sign of a poor sport. Only a terrible sportsman blames the referees, but let's get real:…
Last Tuesday, RMNB profiled Braden Holtby and introduced everyone to his oh-so-eccentric "Holtbyisms." A few thousand hits later, our post now floats…
What have we done to earn the ire of the hockey fates? Here's a sobering thought: I've never seen the Caps win…
Wow. Before we begin, I need a cup of apple juice and a good cry. Okay.  Better now. The debate prefacing tonight's…
In just a few hours, the Washington Capitals and Pittsburgh Penguins will face off for the second-t0-last time ever before the playoffs…
On January 12th, 2010, the Washington Capitals got smacked down by the Tampa Bay Lightning. That game was marked by a lack…
Per a Capitals press release: "As of 10 p.m. ET Saturday, the Washington Capitals vs. Pittsburgh Penguins game scheduled for 12 p.m.…
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