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This t-shirt can be bought here. (Illustration by Rachel Cohen) Wednesday night was supposed to be the Pittsburgh Penguins' first visit to…
This t-shirt can be bought here. (Illustration by Rachel Cohen) Wednesday night was supposed to be the Pittsburgh Penguins' first visit to…
Our Russian spies have infiltrated NHLHQ and recovered this alternate cut of Brendan Shanahan's suspension video for Alex Ovechkin. This video, archived…
Photo credit: Ryan Remiorz 11:46 PM Update: NHL.com reports that both Ovechkin and Michalek will meet with the Department of Player Safety…
Photo credit: Justin K. Aller Yawn. These Washington Capitals / Pittsburgh Penguins games are always such tedious affairs. Nothing interesting ever happens.…
At the end of the second period between the Capitals and Penguins, Paul Martin seems to say words to Jason Chimera that…
During the second period of the Capitals-Penguins game on Sunday, Alex Ovechkin leveled a bad hit on Zbynek Michalek. Michalek was stuck…
[Editors note: over the next month, we'll be looking at the challenges the Capitals face, the trade deadline, and the playoff chase.…
It's time for your Puck Buddys pregame! Follow @PuckBuddys and adopt a dog. The Pregame: Cartoonist Bill Griffith, who just this week turned…
Doug Johnson of the Puck Buddys: he's a sick puppy, but he soldiered through to give you this pregame. @PuckBuddys The Puck…
Tuesday night is a big deal. For the first time since February 10, 2008, Jaromir Jagr will play hockey at Verizon Center.…
(Photo credit: Nick Wass) The Dale Hunter era hasn't exactly started with a bang. With Hunter looking for his first NHL win…
Heeeeeere's Doug Johnson of PuckBuddys fame. Tweet his face. The Pre-Game: I think it was Benjamin Disraeli who said "Sometimes cities just…
Doesn't this picture just make you sick? (Photo credit: Jonathan Newton) A long, long time ago, in a frightening world before iPads…
Photo credit: Gene J. Puskar Thursday's game between the Penguins and Capitals was an exciting affair, but it was the third period…
Dennis Wideman celebrates his OTGWG. (Photo credit: Gregory Shamus) For the third time in three games, the Washington Capitals required extra time…
A time machine. Doug Johnson of Puck Buddys writes for Russian Machine. Tweet at them anon. We had too much to dream last…
Editor’s note: To get you properly revved up for the season, each member of the RMNB crew will take a longing look…
Wey (white) chips the puck down the ice. (Photo credit: Chris Gordon) After being drafted in the fourth-round (115th overall) in 2009,…
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