Hey Pat, Oshie Scored Twice: Caps beat Pens 4-1
Oh, look. Holtby's mask came off during play again. This is fine. I am fine. I'll get to the Penguins-Capitals game, and…
Oh, look. Holtby's mask came off during play again. This is fine. I am fine. I'll get to the Penguins-Capitals game, and…
No one cares about this anymore. The Capitals are in Pittsburgh today to face the Penguins and their new coach, Mike Sullivan.…
Photo: Patrick McDermott Ovechkin vs. Crosby. Reality vs. 2009 storylines. That’s right, Caps vs. Pens from Verizon Center. The game got off…
The Penguins come to town tonight. You already knew this, right? Or do you count on these game previews to inform you…
This summer, Mario Lemieux and Ron Burkle put the Pittsburgh Penguins up for sale, and the price is steep: $750 million, which…
Stop smiling. Stop smiling. STOP SMILING. AHIGUEWOG I didn't like this game and I don't like you. I like only my dog…
Outgoing Caps reporter Adam Vingan (Photo by Monumental, modified by Prewitt) In three meetings this season, the Capitals have outscored the Penguins…
The Washington Capitals need to beat the living bejesus out of the Pittsburgh Penguins tonight. Not only would a win push the Caps past their…
The rivalry is back. After two games in which the Washington Capitals obliterated the Pittsburgh Penguins, we actually had a contest this…
From Caps Instagram: "My name is Alex Ovechkin, I lead the nhl in goals." The Capitals have had the Penguins number so…
After Friday's Caps' 3-2 win over the Ducks, Adam Vingan of NHL.com put out this tweet: (If you're not already following Adam on…
When you're on a four-game losing slump, the very best thing you can do is play one of your biggest rivals on…
Another day, another chance at redemption. First off, nobody's panicking here. I said NOBODY'S PANICKING HERE but maybe just a teensy and…
How was your holiday break? Did you get any good gifts? I got a neat shirt. Please, please, please tell me you…
Matt Niskanen, late of the Pittsburgh Penguins, is one of the marquee defensemen expected to go to free agency tomorrow. New Caps beat writer…
The home team led their lower-seeded opponent three games to one. Then the goalie got hot. In those final games, the opposing goalie…
Photo: @tim_guthrie Since entering the NHL in 2000, the Columbus Blue Jackets have been a laughingstock. Sure, Rick Nash's goal scoring gave…
Photo: Gregory Shamus It was right around this time last year the Washington Capitals kicked off a hot streak that lofted them to…
One legged ant-eater (Photo: Nick Wass) Caps-Pens! The biggest rivalry in DC sprots! With only 18 standings points between them-- Wait, really?…
Photo: Chris Gordon Sunday was Evgeny Kuznetsov's first full day as an official Washington Capital, and we were all over it. Our…
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