Caps beat Senators 2-1: Twenty Seminteen begins with O from the D
The Washington Capitals hadn't had a lot of contributions from their defense so far this season, but that all changed on January…
The Washington Capitals hadn't had a lot of contributions from their defense so far this season, but that all changed on January…
Happy new year! Spend your day relaxing with loved ones, and then let's all convene to kick off Caps hockey tonight at…
Photo: Andre Ringuette With their 4-2 win over the Senators, the Caps clinched the number-one seed in the East, set a franchise record…
All of a sudden, I've got an idea for the plot of Taken 4. The Capitals came into Canadian Tire Centre like a…
Photo: Amanda Bowen The Caps come into Ottawa tonight to face a Senators team that they should beat, despite the fact that…
Photo: Drew Hallowell Alex Ovechkin became the first Russian to score 500 NHL goals and the fifth fastest player to reach that…
Photo: Jacquelyn Martin On the 27th Capitals shot of the game, Alex Ovechkin fired a puck from the far circle on the…
Photo: Bruce Bennett The Senators come to town tonight for a battle of capital cities. The Senators are not very good. The…
Photo: NHLPA Twitter The Capitals extended their lead at the top of the Eastern Conference with a 2-1 win over the Ottawa…
The Washington Capitals looked great on Wednesday night, and I'm not just talking about their uniforms. A win over the Ottawa Senators…
Sleep tight, kids, with visions of sugarplums and evil bun-bun Ovi dancing in your heads. Wednesday night is rivalry night, according to NBC Sports.…
That was a dumb period. (Photo credit: Justin Tang) On this festive weekend, the Caps looked to clinch a playoff berth with…
With just one week left in the NHL regular season, the Capitals are sitting comfortably in the Metro standings. With a regulation win…
The anteater summons the Beagle (Photo: Andre Ringuette) The clash of the capitals cities got off to a slow start. Twenty minutes in…
Bobby Ryan, Erik Karlsson, and some other guys! The Ottawa Senators are competing hard for the team-I-care-about-least award, pulling way ahead of…
Anteater convention (Photo: Alex Brandon) The furious, points-laden month of December continues for the Washington Capitals, who stubbornly refuse to lose. Soundly outplaying…
You know things are bad when even the Canadians are trolling. At least they're nice about it.
Photo: Alex Brandon It has been eleven long days since the Capitals won a game. We've had like three or four completely…
Leksy's face. (Photo: Jana Chytilova) After losing to Buffalo despite dominating play on Sunday, the Capitals hoped to close out 2013 with…
Photo credit: Patrick McDermott [Note: This recap is Chanukah-themed tonight. Why? Because there's literally no one on the Internet right now.] Last…
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