Jason Chimera Looks Like Raccoon After Breaking Nose (Photos)
On Wednesday, Jason Chimera broke his nose in the most grotesque way possible. It looked like a boomerang. It had so much curve our…
In Which Jason Chimera’s Broken Nose Helps Spell Capitals
Last night after Jason Chimera broke his nose in the most unsightly way possible, the Brouwer Rangers made a request to us…
Jason Chimera’s Grotesquely Broken Nose
Washington Capitals forward Jason Chimera went for a big offensive zone hit on Detroit Red Wings defenseman Brendan Smith. Smith however, noticed…
Joel Ward Scores Bizarre Goal, Gets Laughed at by Jason Chimera (GIF)
After the Capitals were defeated by the Sharks, head coach Barry Trotz switched up his forward lines for Thursday night. Eric Fehr, the one true love…
Wardo and Chimmer Part I: Joel Ward and Jason Chimera Explain When They First Fell in Love
In what will hopefully be a never-ending series, CSN Washington's Jill Sorenson interviewed third-line amigos Joel Ward and Jason Chimera in a…
Ask Not the Sparrow How the Eagle Soars, Hockey’s Back!
If you're like me, October can only mean two things: Halloween is coming, and HOCKEY IS BACK!!! To celebrate the return of…
Barry Trotz Basically Reveals Opening Night Line Combinations and Defense Pairings
Photo: Amanda Bowen With the final preseason game in the books for the Capitals, the team’s opening night line-up is shaping up:…
Jason Chimera: 2013-14 Season Review
This pic is three years old, but I love it so I'm using it anyway. (Photo: Chris Gordon) The ol' ice cheetah,…
Nicklas Backstrom Will Not Play in World Championship Due to Family Reasons
Despite not making the playoffs, a lot of Washington Capitals players still have some hockey left to play. Last week, Caps captain…
Jay Beagle Registers First Career Two Goal Game, Gets Standing Ovation From Teammates
Photo: Alex Brandon With 42 seconds left in the Capitals’ 4-0 win over Chicago, Jay Beagle skated to the bench looking for…
The Washington Capitals Illustrate How to Do the Worst Breakout Ever (GIF)
This is so Capitals. All season long, the Washington Capitals have had recurring momentary lapses in judgement in which they forget how…
April Fools: Jason Chimera and Joel Ward Fill In for Mike Vogel and John Walton on Two-Man Advantage (GIF)
We needed this. With all the furor surrounding the Caps currently, Joel Ward and Jason Chimera helpfully hit the release valve by…
Jason Chimera’s Screaming, Tongue-Wagging Video-Bomb of Chris Brown (GIF)
On Comcast Sportsnet's pre-game show Capitals Central (alliteration!), Smokin' Al Koken interviewed forward Chris Brown to ask the prospect what it was…
Joel Ward Hides in Weeds, Scores 20th Goal of Year
Photo: Paul Frederiksen Only one line on the Capitals is made up entirely of double-digit scorers: the third line of Jason Chimera,…
Eric Fehr Scores, Proves Caps Might Have Secondary Scoring After All
Eric Fehr celebrates his goal on Monday. (Photo: Rob Carr) The Capitals have scored 185 goals this season. Alex Ovechkin has 44…
Scoarlov II: Jason Chimea’s Leg Lift Makes Way for Dmitry Orlov’s Second
Photo: Rob Carr In the first period, Dmitry Orlov scored his first goal since December 15th. In the second period, Dima got…
Caps Players Share Their Olympic Vacation Plans (Video)
Moar jokes from these two! Before the Washington Capitals left for Olympic break, I asked the non-Olympian players what their predictions were…
The Capitals Make Their Olympic Predictions And Apparently It’s “Canada All The Way” (Video)
Before Saturday's game, I visited Kettler Capitals Iceplex and asked players for their Olympic picks. With the Caps sending five players to…
Joel Ward Ties Career High in Goals as Third Line Continues to be Awesome
Photo: Patrick McDermott After Alex Ovechkin the Capitals goal scoring list takes a dip. Coming into Sunday’s game, Ovi had 38 goals.…
Here’s Reader Michael R. Helping Us All Keep Perspective
Photo credit: Justin K. Aller Editor's note: The Washington Capitals have lost seven straight games. Things are dire right now. But this…
