Bruins beat Caps 4-1: Mortifying
Milan Lucic and the Bruins are too much for the Caps to handle for a second straight night. (Photo credit: Mary Schwalm)…
Caps Scoring Chances: Week 1
Readers of the blog know I put a lot of stock into numbers to help put context around which players are performing…
Caps beat Devils 7-2 as the Circus Comes to Town
Ovie converts on the penalty shot. (Photo credit: Greg Fiume/NHLI via Getty Images) In the eternal words of Keanu Reeves, whoa. Tonight's…
Caps Lose 3-0 to Predators in Final Preseason Game
Photo by Nick Wass/AP Well, it's a good thing we got this out of the way. Every hockey team has a measure…
Uno Seis Still In Our Face
Who needs ESPN? The signing of right wing Eric Fehr to a two-year contract, reported to be worth $2.2 million per year,…
This Is Not A Democracy
Photo above taken by Phil of Capitals Outsider It must be hard owning a professional sports team. Every crackpot with an internet…
Caps Beat Thrashers 5-2! Everyone Gets Laid!
It felt like a special night. The Caps' final match with the Atlanta Thrashers had special gravity: Alex Ovechkin trailed Sidney Crosby…
Caps Beat Blue Jackets 3-2. Set Franchise Record for Wins.
We've dwindled down to the final five games of the season, but despite the doldrums, the Capitals showed up to play tonight.…
Caps beat Leafs 6-1! Five points for Ovie!
The last two Caps games have had us reeling. We suffered a wild beatdown from the Lightning on Tuesday, replete with spats…
Comeback! Caps beat Panthers 5-4 (SO)
If I told you that tonight's game hinged on Brendan Morrison (no goals since 12/23) and Brooks Laich (no goals since 12/28)…
Everything Clicks In Capitals 8-1 Victory Over Thrashers
As we prepared for tonight's Caps/Thrashers game, we were alerted to three crucial things: 1.) The Caps had plane troubles again and…
Capitals Fall Hard to Kings 2-1, Lose Third Straight
The Russian Machine doesn't have much to say about the Capitals 2-1 loss the Los Angeles Kings today. It was crap. In…
Russian Machine Sometimes Breaks: Your Pregame List of Excuses in Case We Lose to the Sharks
The late start (10pm) of tonight's west-coast game may preclude any recap before today becomes tomorrow, so the boys and I decided…
Capitals Make Bold Trade For Jason Chimera: Our Analysis
The Washington Capitals made a trade this week, picking up Jason Chimera from the Columbus Blue Jackets for Chris Clark and Milan…
