Last night after Jason Chimera broke his nose in the most unsightly way possible, the Brouwer Rangers made a request to us on Twitter.
@russianmachine please 'shop this with his nose as the c in capitals
— TimothyJimothyYoshie (@tjyoshie77) October 30, 2014
We didn’t really think that’d be the greatest idea, but @mdm1129 definitely did.
— Mulligan (@mdm1129) October 30, 2014
The image went viral, so I figured I should show you guys. I still feel sorry for Chimmer though.
You still think it’s funny? Okay. Well here’s one more submission we got from reader Bill W.
Hopefully Chimmer will laugh about this in the end. We really hope he’s feeling better. And if he doesn’t, he should definitely punch the Brouwer Rangers. They wear helmets, they’ll be fine.
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