Brooks Orpik Gets His Stick Stuck in Josh Jooris’s Pants, Lays Him Out Twice (GIF)
Photo: @RegressedPDO Over the offeseason, the Washington Capitals backed up a Brinks truck to Brooks Oprik's driveway because of his physical game. So…
Photo: @RegressedPDO Over the offeseason, the Washington Capitals backed up a Brinks truck to Brooks Oprik's driveway because of his physical game. So…
Alex Ovechkin earns almost 9.5 million dollars against the salary cap each season, more than 13 percent of the Washington Capitals' player budget.…
Four minutes into the third period, Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin nearly tied the game with a brilliant individual effort. After getting a perfect pass…
We always hear criticism about Alex Ovechkin's leadership, which is why I bring your attention to this post. Early in the second…
Playing the Atlanta Thrashers on October 5th, 2007, Nicklas Backstrom scored his first NHL point, an assist on Michael Nylander's power-play goal.…
Photo: Rich Images Photography Washington Capitals 2012 fourth-round pick Thomas DiPauli recorded a career-high four points (one goal, three assists) in Notre…
Photo: Alex Brandon While Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin is one of the greatest natural goal scorers of all-time, he's never been…
After the Capitals were defeated by the Sharks, head coach Barry Trotz switched up his forward lines for Thursday night. Eric Fehr, the one true love…
The Washington Capitals destroyed the New Jersey Devils 6-2 on Thursday, and they owe half of those goals to a country "where the…
In the first period, the Washington Capitals defense was about as holey as my fifth grade gym socks, which I should really…
Don't look now, but Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin has goals in three straight. Just 34 seconds into the first period, Barry Trotz's newly…
Photo: Geoff Burke So much happened Tuesday night during the Caps/Sharks game that it was impossible to cover it all. Liam O'Brien…
The Washington Capitals needed a clutch third period goal trailing 5-3 and they got it from Alex Ovechkin.
Photo: @trilljester San Jose Sharks enforcer John Scott is probably one of the worst hockey players in the league. The 6'8" left…
When TV cameras catch the Caps bench, you never know what you're going to get. Remember that one time a few years back, when…
Photo: Kyle Mace The Hershey Bears lost their season opener to the Norfolk Admirals, but a goal by Steve Oleksy gave the…
Washington Capitals defenseman Mike Green missed opening night, still healing up from an upper-body injury. Green made his debut in Boston on…
Alex Ovechkin may not have scored on opening night, but no worries: he's on pace for a goal per game anyway. The…
Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin scored his first goal of the season and tell me if you've heard this one before. It…
Photo: Geoff Burke This offseason felt particularly long, so I smiled extra wide on Thursday as I watched Alex Ovechkin crush Montreal Canadiens left and…
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