Caps at Panthers pregame: It’s getting hot in here
Tonight, the Caps are gunning for their third straight win. They’ve got a killer second line, and the power play has finally…
Tonight, the Caps are gunning for their third straight win. They’ve got a killer second line, and the power play has finally…
Hoo boy. I'm not gonna sugarcoat it, guys. The Caps got wubbalubbadubdubbed by the Florida Panthers. With approximately 35 thousand players missing…
Photo: Drew Hallowell The Caps haven't won a game since January 19 when they beat the Columbus Blue Jackets 6-3. There's a…
Photo: Wilfredo Lee The Caps headed down to Sunrise on Thursday with their dads in attendance. Washington showed they learned well from…
A photo of Jaromir Jagr and his daddy The Washington Capitals are one of the hottest teams in the league. The Florida…
Photo: Eliot J. Schechter Evgeny Kuznetsov scored the OT winner as the Capitals beat the Florida Panthers 2-1 on Halloween. Jay Beagle…
Boo. Happy Halloween, y'all! While you were out dressed as Donald Trump and acting like you were the only one to come…
Photo: Amanda Bowen After winning a game last night in which the first period may have put you to sleep, the Caps…
After our first Friday and Saturday off in forever, man, the Capitals will play host to the Florida Panthers for an afternoon…
Photo: Eliot J. Schechter Kind of a snoozer in Sunrise. The way the Washington Capitals played against the Florida Panthers was so button-up…
The Swedish Machine, doin' his thing with the Florida Cats You know that scene in the Star Wars movie? The first one...or,…
GIF: We See Red Tonight is the debut of whatever the name of the show is about the Winter Classic on EPIX.…
Best player of the game in my book. (Photo: Patrick McDermott) The Washington Capitals dominated the Florida Panthers at possession on Saturday,…
I am a puddle. (Photo: Capitals) The Capitals will wrap up their three-game homestand tonight at 7 PM by showing the Florida…
Photo: Eliot J. Schechter Friday night's game between the Florida Panthers and Washington Capitals could have been an exciting reunion of two former…
Bjugstad and Schmidt (right) bump fists before the 2012 West regional semifinal (Photo credit: Sherri LaRose-Chiglo/St. Paul Pioneer Press) After the University…
The most excitable man in hockey. (Photo: Greg Fiume) The horse show or whatever is gone from Verizon Center, and the Caps…
Tie Game. (Photo credit: Greg Fiume) The Washington Capitals were leading the Tampa Bay Lightning 5-1 on Saturday night. They ended up…
Photo credit: Greg Fiume The Washington Capitals just freaking obliterated the Florida Panthers. I don't know how else to say it. Any…
As regulation time expired in Tuesday's Caps-Panthers game, one right honorable gentleman cheered the proceedings with impassioned, airborne pelvic thrusts. Start at…
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