In things-that-are-really-happening news, NHL.com's Katie Brown is reporting that the Dallas Stars are listening to some special music ahead of their game…
Photo: LM OTERO/AP The Caps are looking to bounce back from the 3-1 loss to the Rangers on Wednesday. Dallas is in town, a…
Photo: Glenn James What were your expectations for Saturday's Caps game? Seriously, I want to know. Two games in as many nights,…
From Hockey Fan Confessions, which, you guys, check that stuff out, because wow. The Capitals lost last night, which I was surprised…
On Tuesday night, the Dallas Stars' DJ trolled the Anaheim Ducks by playing the Duck Tales theme late in the third period,…
Down 2-0 in their series against the Anaheim Ducks, the eighth-seeded Dallas Stars returned to American Airlines Center and had a freaking…
It seems the Washington Capitals didn't have anything left in the tank after that trip through California. Since then, it's been a…
Photo: Tony Gutierrez The Washington Capitals wrapped up the first week of the new season with a Saturday night date with the…
Photo credit: Harry How The Washington Capitals have dealt Cody Eakin and their second round pick (54th overall) to the Dallas Stars…
(Photo credit: Mitchell Layton) The Washington Capitals had the opportunity to prove national dominance against the best-in-the-west Dallas Stars. That didn't happen. Michael…
Photo credit: John McDonnell Five years ago to the day, Jeff Halpern signed the first big-time contract of his career, a four-year,…
Mike Ribeiro punishes the Caps for one of their many penalties. (Photo credit: Tony Gutierrez) The Washington Capitals have just played their…
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