If you ask us, he’s the greatest goal-scorer in NHL history.
Maybe you didn't notice, but my name was missing from all RMNB stories and bylines last week. I was in Las Vegas…
Alex Ovechkin may be engaged to Maria Kirilenko, but that doesn't mean he won't impress the ladies when given the opportunity. In…
Photo credit: Bruce Bennett We haven't seen Alex Ovechkin like this in a while -- for more than two years to be…
Maria with her Slapshot stuffed animal. Dad gives thumbs up. (GIF by welshhockeyfan) Attending Saturday's Washington Capitals game, Alex Ovechkin's fiancée Maria Kirilenko got…
"YESSSSSHHHH" (Photo via @lifesamixtape) The Washington Capitals played their most complete game of the season, defeating the New Jersey Devils 5-1. Their…
The Washington Capitals' loss to New Jersey Devils on Thursday was one of their worst games in years. Saturday's matinee still had…
Darroll Powe is helped off the ice. (Photo credit: Bruce Bennett) The Washington Capitals won three in a row coming into Sunday,…
Ovechkin palmed a plasma globe during intermission. (Photo credit: @HockeyBroph) The Capitals have been undefeated, 3-0-0, ever since fans sacrified a rubber…
Photo credit: Eliot J. Schechter The Washington Capitals schlepped down to that bustling metropolis of Sunrise to face the Florida Panthers on…
Ovechkin and Versteeg hug it out. Alex Ovechkin has been trying some different things this season: right wing, the half wall on…
Photo credit: Greg Fiume Early Saturday morning, some Caps fans sacrificed toy animals in hopes of courting the hockey gods' favor. That…
Photo credit: Patrick McDermott A few weeks ago I published a piece explaining why I wasn't freaking out the Capitals. My point…
The Washington Capitals (Photo credit: Malcolm Browne) Hoo boy. The Pittburgh Penguins handed the Washington Capitals their rear-ends in a greasy Primanti…
Photo credit: Nick Wass Almost four years ago to the day, Alex Ovechkin and Sidney Crosby -- at the height of their…
Photo credit: Greg Fiume The Washington Capitals and the Pittsburgh Penguins have a storied history-- especially on Superb Owl Sunday. Snowmageddon, anyone?…
Photo credit: Graig Abel Remember how we were whining about losing that game in Ottawa? How it wasn't fair? How we were…
The Capitals are 1-4-1. They're in 14th place in the Eastern Conference, 7 standings points behind the Southeast Division-leading Tampa Bay Lightning.…
Heading into their game against Ottawa on Tuesday, the Capitals had won only once in their first five games. But after getting…
Photo credit: Sean Kilpatrick The Washington Capitals started something with their first win on Sunday and sought to keep that going against…
In the first four games of the new season, Alex Ovechkin has struggled. He's looked lost on the right wing and had…
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